GG accused me the other day of throwing away his "Sleeping with the Enemy" movie, which he watches for "pointers" on how to treat a woman, but I digress.

So lately, he's acting like he doesn't trust me to file away all the school correspondence after he reads it. He's squirreling it away somewhere so I don't get my evil stepmother mits on it.

HA!

I still RULE the mail in my house! In retaliation (not that i CARE about that school crap) I am erasing all my texts on my phone in case snoopy GG goes a snoopin' again. I have nothing to hide, but any correspondence to and from Awesomeson would possibly send him into a tizzy and he'd use it as "ammo" against me. Hell he was upset that I introduced Awesomeson as the "baby of the family" to the next door neighbour. "HE'S NOT A BABY; HE'S A MAN!!"

I notice he always exaggerates how old awesomeson is, adds on a few years here or there, but with his own "babies" he is constantly subtracting years. Just yesterday he said that Brainiac was 13. UMMMM he's been FOURTEEN since last OCTOBER, you dopehead!!! I corrected him later on and reiterated that Brainiac is indeed 14.