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Dear Loca Grande...

Last-Wife's picture

I know we are not Facebook friends anymore, but I can still see your profile picture on Princess's page...

I truly loved the picture of you this weekend, sitting in a tree in a tank top with your arm flab as the main focus of the photo. And it's fun how you update your profile picture nearly every day! It was funny last week when the photo was of the kids when they were little, sitting on the couch with Loghead!!!! In case you've forgotten, he's not yours anymore.

But what I love best is that the picture you shared today was taken by me, in my apartment before we married, and the skids are all wearing clothes I made for them with my own sewing machine!!! Remember how you used to whine about how you wanted a sewing machine but Loghead never bought you one? He bought one for me and I made clothes for your kids.

Suck on that for awhile!

Always,

last-wife

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Last-Wife's picture

At let she wasn't in the photo with them. It looks like it had to have been their last Christmas, because Lazy Boye was just a tiny baby, and he first filed when Lazy Boye was about 10 months old... I think I've seen a copy of the photo around here before.

I spent the first several years of our marriage writing to any and all distant family members who might have had pictures of the skids. During one of many psychotic moments, she burned all the kids' baby pictures and things. Thank goodness my MIL had started sneaking things out of their home when she first realized the woman was nuts! Luckily, I have been able to round up many items that other people had...