I heard a car pull in the drive, so I jumped from the couch and went and washed the zit cream off my face before the doorbell rang. WTH is SHE doing here?! I think as I see her through the door...

I open the door and she asks if the boys are ready to leave. I'm like, "For what?" She huffs, "Didn't they tell you they have a dentist appointment?"

Um, no. Or I wouldn't have answered the door to YOU in my pjs, you crazy b$%^&. Especially when dental has always been on our insurance... And they are 14 and 15. Like they really pay attention to stuff like that... Ruin my quiet morning of reading and solitude, why don't you?

The boys are grumpy in the morning, so I let her inside so she can go down to their room and wake them up. She comes back upstairs a few minutes later, mad as hell because PITA isn't even here! She's yelling at me, asking where he is. I honestly don't know. I tell her he might be at Grandpa's or a friends' house... Loghead comes out of our bedroom, and he tells her if she had INFORMED an ADULT she was coming, we would have made sure they were ready. He told her PITA was over at Grandpa's. (He actually never told her that's where PITA has been living since May when he verbally attacked me...)

She huffs out with Lazy Boye, complaining they'll be late. Loghead tells her he will call ahead to Grandpa's so they will no she's coming. Ha-Ha! They don't answer the phone. I'm sure that pissed her off even more! Serves her right for not actually communicating with an adult...