This evening my wife calls me upset because SpermDad and SpermGrandMa call ranting that the kid has Swine Flu .....

Which is absolutely not true. The Skid has Viral Syndrome with Flu Like Symptoms. There are a couple dozen kids in the school infirmary with the same stuff. Most have been tested for H1N1, none tested positive.

I called the Infirmary to check on our Son (my SS), to see if he is feeling better and to see if he told SpermZilla and the SpermToad (GrandMa) that he had Swine Flu. "No Dad, I told them I had a Viral Syndrome with Flu Like Symptoms just like the nurse and the Doctor told me". I then asked him if he had mentioned Swine Flu the last time he spoke with them. "They asked but I told them ...... and that I did not have Swine Flu". I talked to the duty nurse who gave me the complete scoop and outlined the H1N1 testing that had occurred and the MD review of all of the Cadets in the Infirmary.

He is feeling better and will be released from the infirmary tomorrow. I called my wife with the update on how our Son is doing and she called the SpermToad (GrandMa) to update her on the FACTS (not that she is smart enough to understand anything beyond rudimentary grunts, points and a smack on the head) and rip her a new asshole for being such an idiot.

SpermToad goes in to the "Well, this one time ...... on the news ........ this girl ...... she went to the hospital .... and ...... and they didn't test her ....... and ....... and they sent her home ........ and ...... and ....... she died the next day from Swine Flu ...... drool ....... drool ........"

I am sooooooo sick of the SpermIdiot crap. These people are the toothless moron targets that the modern media is targeting with their sensational crap. And they buy every tabloid sensationalistic load of drivel that they are fed.

When I got home from work my wife was still on the phone with the SpermToad trying to explain to her thick skull that the Skid is fine. I finally had to interject and inform the SpermToad that there is no way 40 kids (her bullshit number) at a single boarding school could possibly have Swine Flu and not have the state health department, the CDC and the media all over it since any case must be reported to the state and the CDC.

Then she decided to get nice and start talking to my wife about her newest grandchild. She has 6. 4 out of wedlock by SpermZilla and two by her daughter. She was complaining that since the new baby was born she wishes that her daughter had toilet trained the 4yo before the baby arrived. The daughter (my Skids aunt) apparently told the SpermToad that she was too busy to toilet train the 4yo. SpermToad told my wife that 4yo is too old not to be toilet trained.

This is when I went totally apeshit on her stupid ass and reminded her how we would send our Son on court ordered visitation 85% toilet trained and they would send him home in soggy diapers with butt rash so bad his anus would bleed and he had puss filled welts all over his butt cheeks. This went on from the time he was 2 until he was 4. When we took there idiot asses to court and showed medical reports from our doctor and Poloroids of our Son's bleeding anus and weeping puss filled butt boils because of their neglect she had the nerve to say "we don't have time to toilet train him and take him to the toilet every time he has to go"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How fricken dare she forget how she and her idiot son (the SpermZilla) tortured my son by neglecting him then turn around 13 years later and rant about her daughter being too lazy to toilet train her own daughter.

Someone would be doing the gene pool a favor to eliminate these idiots before they raise any more breeding morons. At least my Son has the benefit of having half of his gene pool of some level of quality and the benefits of the nurture over nature influence he has had being raised in a home with a stable marriage and responsible parents. His half sibs and cousins are doomed to toothless idiocy on both a genetic and nurture level.

I hate stupid people and they are all around me!

Grrrrrr!

Sorry for the SpermRant.

Best regards,