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DS1 Hit Crazy A** BM, it was awesome!

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Submitted by smileygirl on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 3:05pm

This is just something I found very funny and thought this may be the place in which I can share this story where people might actually understand why I was so amused....

I generally keep DS as far away from psycho BM as possible. Actually he's nearly 2 now and I think this weekend was the first time he's seen her since he was a week old. Well, Psycho BM seems to have something to prove as she kept trying to touch him and saying how adorable he was.

BM leaned into the back of my car in an attempt to touch my son again but this time he threw his sippy cup at her and told her "NO, NOT MY MOM!" It hit her square in the face, she looked shocked, angery and embrassed all at once. I nearly pee'd myself trying not to laugh in her face. Normally, DS would never do this and if he had would not get away with it but he must have picked up on something I was sending out when she leaned in because it was just perfect!

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Submitted by imjustthemaid on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 3:08pm

Oh thats too funny!! I wish my daughter would have done that to BM. When she was 1 BM got her hands on her and was carrying her around. I almost died!! I wish she would have thrown up on her or something!!

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Submitted by youngmama1b1g on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 3:42pm

LMAO!

I too had the unfortunate experience of BM picking my daughter up without my permission when she was 4 months old. I saw red, I was shaking so hard. I wish she would try now since my BD is a crazy 2 yr old-who be likely to kick someone in the face or swat at her face.
Gotta love toddlers.

What makes this even funnier is that he said "not my mom"

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Submitted by Mom2TwinsnTeens on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 3:17pm

Baaaaaaaahahahaha. Love it. BM picked up my twins when she came up for a day before driving the skids home a few states away for a week visit. I was not a happy camper

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Submitted by smileygirl on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 3:37pm

Oh, It's actually a 4-wheeler. It's red, it's shiny, it's got little streamers and a personalized plate that says "NOT MY MOM" LOVE LOVE MY SON!

That way should he see her out he can run her butt over next time. Blum 3

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Submitted by stormabruin on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 3:35pm

You know how sometimes if you see someone fall a certain way or something you just can't help but laugh & it takes everything in you to hold yourself together...like, you're afraid to ask if they're okay because the words will be drown in laughter?

That would be one of those instances for me. I wouldn't even be able to look at her, simply for the sake of keeping my composure & not spewing laughter right in her face. With a glance of her forehead I'd see a sippy cup come out of nowhere.

The expression on her face had to have been priceless. LMFAO!

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Submitted by WickedStepMom18 on Wed, 02/01/2012 - 3:52pm

LOVE IT! I know this is slightly off topic but my little hairy child (3 year old terrier mix) also picks up on the aura I must have when BM comes to our house. He usually barks and then runs into his room. When we have visitors, he hangs in his room. He's a rescue and very, very protective of me. Anyway - whenever she pulls up, he freaks OUT! He will NOT leave the front door and barks and barks and barks. One time, SS12 told him to shut up and I said - Nah, he can keep going! LOVE MY BOY! Wink