THe ever disappearing toilet paper!
Ok so I have been saying things to dh for years now that when we have the boys the toilet paper seems to just disappear! He keep saying but there ARE 2 girls here all the time. He just kept shoving it off. Well now that it is just me since dd went to college this weekend we only had 2 of the boys and my son. Now when we don't have them we go through a roll every 2 to 3 days. When we have them we go through a roll a day!!! So but I think that is a little massive.
So yesterday afternoon I told dh that the roll that was gone I got out myself that morning and there was already another out that was half way gone. So that means a roll and half was already gone by 2pm!! AND we weren't even home as we had to go pay a few bills and the boys stayed home.
I was NOT happy! What in the world are they doing with the toilet paper????
Dh did say something to them and as it turns out they are drum roll please!!!........wiping when they go pee with a A LOT of paper!!!!
That is something I've been trying to get him to do for years is find out where it was going as we can't afford for them to use THAT much!
Anyone else have this problem!?
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Yes! I have to say I have
Yes! I have to say I have this problem when SD16 and SD14 come EOW. We go through a roll a day. This is mega strange. WHAT do they DO with it? Weird. We have not questioned them about it. I can see that possibly teenage boys might use it for what you would expect at that age, not to put too fine a point on it. But can't figure out the girls!!
BH used tons of tp. It was ok
BH used tons of tp. It was ok for him to leave his crap and pee all over the toilet, but no shit should ever touch his hands. The former laundress notes it was also ok to leave quite a bit of crap in his underwear, yet he would literally use a half roll after taking a dump (enough to make it difficult to flush the toilet). He and his father also used umpteen squares per nose blow too. When I'm alone, it takes me 4-6 months to work my way through a 24 roll mega-pack. When they were here, they'd go through 3/4 of that mega-pack in a month and the whole thing if I kept it in the bathroom. I had passive-aggressively begun keeping it in the utility room on the opposite end of the house from the bathroom.
Seems like skid problems often revolve heavily around bathroom and toileting issues. I wonder what the psychiatric explanation is for that?
"Seems like skid problems
"Seems like skid problems often revolve heavily around bathroom and toileting issues. I wonder what the psychiatric explanation is for that?"
ROFL....Thank you Dr. Freud I think you said it well. }:)
LOl I know right b/c when I
LOl I know right b/c when I first ogt my ss15 he was 8 and dh was still wiping his butt!! But that was not all bubble butt got mad b/c he was TEACHING him how to do it himself!!
She actually said 'what kind of father doesn't do that for their kid? a dead beat one that is the kind.' seriously said that!
Yeah, it's really hard
Yeah, it's really hard because often the fathers have been trained by the bms to accept inappropriate, abnormal actions, behaviors, roles and responsibilities as normal. Keeping Bozo a pandering servant to BH served not only BM, but other family members who wanted to use Bozo selfishly too. BH had always been allowed to have full part in every adult conversation the adults had. When I said "no more" BH was upset that he had lost some of his all pervasive power; and Bozo felt guilty for denying BH what he should never had in the first place.
It's a tough line to be forced or even choose to walk on, purple. I felt some forgiveness was due because Bozo (and BH's) schema of what was "right" had been so terribly butchered and skewed. OTOH, frequent abusive demands that I must always be forgiving and accepting, rather than our seeking more positive, healthy ways of conducting our lives together, burned the forgiveness bridge into ashes...
OMG, YES!!! We've this
OMG, YES!!! We've this problem EOW when we have the skids!!! LMAO
It's amazing! I seriously think that they do their "shopping" at my expense since not only rolls of TP disappear, but also the stock of shampoo, soap, toothbrushes, tooth paste and all feminine hygene material!!! No joke, we're their bi-weekly supermarket for their lazy-ass, cheap bitch BM who obviously doesn't do the shopping and NEVER questions the girls where they get all the toiletteries!
As for the chronic ass-wiping: we've taken youngest SD to the doctors so many times to treat an inflamed girlie-part (sorry, TMI) due to too much friction with metres of TP!!! Poor darling... What an imbicile BM she has - doesn't have the time or day to teach the skids proper hygene...
That seems really excessive,
That seems really excessive, though. We have a family of 9, and 6 of us being girls and women. All the ladies here use the toilet, and we only use a roll a day. Not a fancy triple roll. Just...you know...a roll! That really sounds like a lot of tp. I hope you aren't on a septic system!
No we don't have a septic
No we don't have a septic think GOD but geez I just can't understand why they HAVE to use so much! They are freaking BOYS!
We had about a half a roll when they went home and it has been in there like that ALL day! So I know they are the ones using it. I had been keeping an eye on it lately and i have noticed that when they are here it just seems to disappear! As I said I have tried to tell dh over the years but he just seemed to blow it off. Now that I KNOW they were the only ones here and used it I can PROVE it. I just can't keep buying TP for a roll a day to just be flushed. lol