The truth about SD
DH and I usually go to Chili's on Sunday for the all day Happy Hour. They have decent apps and drinks for cheap (love the chips, salsa, guac, and loaded queso! The bartender also makes us strong margaritas because we are regulars lol). We always go as a late lunch/ early dinner. I haven't been drinking because I am preparing to TTC. DH had a few drinks and said he's sure I'm pregnant because he knocked BM up in one try (they were FWBs and he swears he knows the day it happened)! It finally came out that she lied about BC and he was too dumb to pull out because he believed her lying a$$. He has always just said he "made a mistake", but after 8 years, he finally admitted that she lied about the BC and he was young and dumb.
SD was the best "oops" of his life, of course, but I always wondered how this "accident" happened. He always brushed it off when I asked before. Not that SD can cease to exist after 12 years on this planet, but still. I also want to throat punch him because he swears he has super swimmers because of getting BM preggo on "one" try. I told him I feel like Aunt Flow will make an appearance but he stays true that he is Superman and that just can't be possible! I rolled my eyes so far back in my head, I don't know how they returned to normal. Sigh. Sorry, this is a stupid vent, but I had to get it off of my chest.
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Jeebus it was hard to get
Jeebus it was hard to get through all these spammers...OP, can you go back and delete them?
I have flagged most of them.
Now, on to the post. WHY on EARTH would you husband feel the need to tell you the story of his procreation with BM?
EWWWWWWWWWWWW....
I haven't been drinking
FFS, did he tell you this little piece of info while you two were at Chili’s to eat? Because my appetite would have been shot at that point, and I would have told him.
Informing a significant other/spouse how quickly and easily they knocked-up their former is absolutely ludicrous. A throat punch was justified indeed.
I’d think long and hard about TTC at this time.
TTC is such an emotional
TTC is such an emotional journey for so many women. It sucks that some chicks just look at a penis and are knocked up and then there are others that it takes years and meds and procedures, etc.! I know it was awful for me and everytime a friend found out I would sit in my bathroom and cry. Your DH needs to realize that it might just not happen like that for you guys.
Tell your DH that HE is older
Tell your DH that HE is older now than back then and his swimmers may be less in number and much less good at swimming -ha!
If he has "lied" this long,
If he has "lied" this long, what makes you think he isn't lying about knocking her up on the first go? Sure, it can totally happen; it happens everyday. However, I assume most people don't have sex the first time without a condom if they are FWBs. A one night stand, sure. A drunken night on the town, okay. But someone that you have even a moderate relationship with AND talked about BC?
Yeah, I think your DH had been exercising his swimmers for a while, but the first time he decided not to use something is when it happened. My guess is BM was on BC, then when she realized she was only ever going to be a FWB, she stopped to try and "trap her man".
I did tell him that he is
I did tell him that he is getting older and he probably isn't as potent as he'd like to believe. He was trying to be reassuring of having a bun in the oven by saying how easily BM fell pregnant, but it was more like a slap in the face- especially because I'm 99.99% sure my cramping is AF vs. pregnancy because I always get similar cramps this time of the month. I am so happy that he knocked BM up so easily, her being a booty call and all.. Sarcasm!