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Vacations..Beaver style..bring the whole damn family

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Submitted by halo1998 on Mon, 07/06/2020 - 11:45am

Beaver and vacations...the buying of our travel trailer got me to thinking about DH and traveling.

DH loves to travel...so do I.  Hence, the purchase of the travel trailer.  DH saw the world with the Navy and I saw just about all of North America (US, Canada, Mexico) with my parents.  My parents love to travel.

DH marries Beaver...and they go on their honeymoon.. a cruise to the Bahamas...cool right.  Yea no...

Don't it make her brown eyes Blue...aka blindness should be fun

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Submitted by halo1998 on Fri, 06/26/2020 - 8:40am

OY...the level of stupidty that emminates from Beaver is simply astounding...

SD has brown eyes...SS has blue eyes.  Despite my eyes being brown and the VI's eyes being brown, DS has bright blue eyes and DD has gray eyes.  Gotta love the recessive genes...cause DD also has red hair.  DH and I both have brown eyes....

SD wants blue eyes like everyone else.....mmkay...

Apparently Beaver has ordered SD colored contact from a website so SD can have blue eyes.

Update to B* and the cheerleading results, SD foiled her mother's plan

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Submitted by halo1998 on Sat, 06/20/2020 - 12:40pm

Here is an update to the Lazy ass Beaver and taking SD to cheer results.

Our house is 1.5 miles from the school.  You can freaking walk there in about 20 minutes or so.  Beaver drove by our house  at 3:45  and picked up SD.  DH and I got into the car and literaly followed the lazy Beaver to the school.  She parked in the second spot in the parking lot and we parked about 3 cars away, don't want to get to close to the Beavermobile..or as DH says the broom.  

F* B* lazy and cheap as f* but wants to take the credit

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Submitted by halo1998 on Fri, 06/19/2020 - 10:39am

Beaver the LAZIEST and cheapest person on the face of this earth.  SD wanted to try out for cheerleading.  DH paid for the open gym time at the local cheer studio for the last 3 weeks, got SD's althetic physical so she could try out, DD and I drop off/picked up SD from the cheer clinic on Wednesday and Thurdsay.  DD and I made the cheer bow for SD to wear to tryouts today.

The beginning of the end of SS.....

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Submitted by halo1998 on Wed, 06/17/2020 - 9:09am

We established that SS has no problems thieving and thought illegal drugs were no problemo.  Ah...but DH did not think either were ok.

DH, while he is good now, is no saint.  His own father is an alcoholic..on and off dry and as such DH didn't have a lot of parental guidance or supervision when he was young.  Did he make some questionable choices?...oh yea.  (Marrying Beaver would be the chief questionable choice..but hey I married the VI so I have 0 room to talk).

SS...and his first journey into selling illegal substances...

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Submitted by halo1998 on Mon, 06/15/2020 - 11:49am

aka the beginning of SS PASing out of our house.

 

The year is 20xx...and SS has just started 7th grade.  He was 13 years and going to school in the ghetto Beaver has her Beaver dam in.  SS was going to be allowed to stay at the Beaver den after school, all by himself.  

This lasted for about 6 months or so, until about January of the school year.  DH received a Beavergram,that he needs to call her immediately.  SS has been suspended from school.  Rut Roh Raggy...what did SS do...

The time B* tried to get my money....

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Submitted by halo1998 on Thu, 06/11/2020 - 10:15am

Beaver is very money driven.  Not enough to make it herself. Nope she just wants everyone else's money while she sits on her fat Beaver tail watching TV, napping or shopping.

Somewhere around custody battle number 2, DH and I got married and he moved into my house.  Yes...I know..why marry a man who is always in court and has two kids....oy...

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