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I have a confession: there’s another man in my life

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Submitted by cpreston on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:09pm

We’re anonymous here right? I can talk about this stuff, since it’s “just us”

Okay, so he’s smooth and dark and sweet and smells heavenly! I’ve been seeing a lot more of him. Especially lately…because when I’m stressed out, he really has a way of making me feel better

He’s fun to party with, and I am taking him with me for my overnight get away with my husband…

Oh, yeah… My husband brings him home to me…. He even PAYS for him

His name… is Captain Morgan!

(now get yer’ minds outta the gutters mateys….. argh!)

(p.s. I used to go around with Jose’ Cuervo, but I swear he tried to kill me once… won’t go near that crazy Cholo!)

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Justshootme's picture

Submitted by Justshootme on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:20pm

I love it when I have a LOT of Captain in me.... especially when the skids are around! Blum 3

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Submitted by Shaman29 on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:24pm

See......I thought you had a new puppy or something! Bwwwaaahahahahahaha!

Here's to the Captain!

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Submitted by paul_in_utah on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:27pm

Gee, after seeing a title like that, I was ready to post about the stripper I've been seeing on the side, but I guess that will have to be another post.....j/k Smile

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Submitted by cpreston on Fri, 07/13/2012 - 2:34pm

I won’t go near Yukon Jack anymore… he and I had a falling out once
Jim Beam and Johnny Walker are just not my type…
Jose Cuevo… let’s not even mention his name again, kay?
Every once in a while, my friend Jack Ncoke is nice to have around, tho

But The Captain has always been good to me… so I think he’s gonna stick around for a while!