Allrighty!

1.  P*ss on toilet seat.  Nothing more was on it/around toilet for the remainder of the week.  I don't know if DH or YSD was cleaning but WHATEVER. The cleaner fluid is now placed on the back of the toilet (classy) so I suspect DH is watching this.  I will be watcing as well and will step in if I find it again.

2. Trampoline. Yes, DH bought it and he and YSD set it up on the concrete pad in our backyard. I'm not freaking saying a word. Our insurance covers it so long as it's 6' from any tree or fence and all safety features are properly installed and used. Right now it's blocking the steps down to the pad and where I access the garden shed. It will be moved. I have kept my mouth 100% closed.

3. DH had to DRAG and cajole YSD to get her to 'remember' she had a trampoline. She was all exited about it before she went to BMs last week, came back, and was her usual sullen, silent self. DH said if she didn't mention anything about it he was done with it and what to do?  Me:  If you are asking the question RETURN IT.  DH:  Shocked look on his face.  Me:  (ignore, ignore, ignore). Anyway YSD did NOT mention it so DH did - of course!  We are certain her announcemnet of a trampoline was dissed at BMs hard. OSD wanted one for a looooong time but even DH disagreed with getting one then because OSDs attitude was so bad at that time.  Plus, BM = nothing good at dad's house. So DH was dealing with this which is why I think he caved.

4. YSD loves "Pi day." To the extent it's annoying and she made herself "pi" clothing. Yes, she is a math nerd. Which is cool. But it's ALL DAY ABOUT PI. And yes, that afternoon she wants to make a pie. But she didn't check our ingredients the day before. So I have only whole wheat flour which isn't good for the crust. We have no rolled oats, just steel cut. We have no VEGAN (trigger word for some of us!) butter.  Why VEGAN butter? Because she refuses to eat ANY milk product - she has a legit lactose intolerance like DH but she CAN eat small amounts like in baked goods. It's not an allergy. She refuses to use alternative milks (eats cereal dry).  She won't use butter even on toast (yes, dry). She can eat butter and milk - I cook with them and she's fine. She has even told her friends that "Oh, well, I can eat things like that in baked things...." (I over heard this last month when she was talking to a friend). 

So she has a small fit that we only have "butter." DH is like, yes, you can use it, you CAN eat it you know....etc., etc. YSD is not having it. She says, "At mommy's she buys VEGAN butter for us." It toook all my power to ignore this and I did. DH says, well we don't have it and you'll be fine; if you want to bake you will figure it out otherwise you won't - that's your choice.  He did not offer to go to the store for her! Yay!  She made some wierd muffin like 'mini pies" that didn't have enough sugar, too much cornstarch, no coating on the muffin tins so they were impossible to get out, no butter. They weren't bad just not that good.  And she burned the bottom of them. I asked if she used a recipe - of course not!!!  She's always too good for recipies!  I found a frozen one, uncovered, in the freezer.  That one is gone - no uncovered food in the freezer or fridge, period.

5. She comes back here on Thurs/Fri for another week after only a 3-4 day break. Tired. I will break open more wine as I forsee the future....