Just in Time for Post Christmas Shopping--Eau De Skid
New Perfume!!! Eau De Skid!!
For those SMs whose skids have PASed out and you actually miss the variety of sensory delights that is stepmotherhood.
Eau De Skid has a heady topnote of sugary urine at the precipice of diabetic coma; combined with an assertive middle note of rotting chocolate milk and a base of fossilized McDonald's french fries. Hints of halitosis are woven subtlely throughout.
At $5 an ounce it's a STEAL!!
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does that come with a free
does that come with a free gift?? ie, BARF BAG
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!! You
Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!! You girls are too funny..thanks for making me laugh
Ugh, I know that smell, that
Ugh, I know that smell, that sour ick. Every time we get SO's kids they reak, now mind you with these two it's not their fault they are too little to be completely responsible for their bathing (SO and I are teaching them to bath themselves) They aren't here but an hour and they will start asking for a bath, we usually ask when they had one last sometimes they can't remember and sometimes they will say it was the last time they were here! (that's 2 weeks) I always then ask if they showered or washed up (just in case they are only thinking bath not a shower)These two at least WANT a bath, I'm pretty sure the multitude of caretakers they have rarely clean them.
In my case the BM (Behemoth)
In my case the BM (Behemoth) IS A CPS WORKER!!!! AND FOSTER CARE WORKER yet by sheer irony she is the WORST F"N MOTHER ON THE PLANET!!
Worse than the druggy/boozer BMs, etc. b/c at least they make NO PRETENSE about being MOTHER OF THE CENTURY; whereas the fake-o "all american soccer mom, phoenix who has risen from the ashes of a divorce, permanent victim status" BFF to my massive CS meal tickets Behemoth takes the cake!!!
She's even been allowed to foster two more children to ruin on top of the three that she has and yet those skids before they were PASed out REAKED to high heavens when they stepped in the skidmobile. Hadn't washed or brushed their teeth in DAYS, most likely at least a WEEK!!
Hilarious thread! When CTBB
Hilarious thread! When CTBB had a cast taken off his arm at age 8, the pregnant nurse ran from the room gagging at the stench! Poor woman she probably went out on early maternity leave after that!
:sick: