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OT - Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 12/20/2019 - 9:51am

Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Let your head be light
Hopefully the skids will soon be out of sight
Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Drink some Cabernet
Mentally, your troubles will be miles away

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OT - The Twelve Days of Skidmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Thu, 12/19/2019 - 3:46pm

The Twelve Days of Skidmas

Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the First day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
An F in American His’try.

On the Second day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Two p!ssy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

On the Third day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Three burnt toast
Two p!ssy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

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OT - It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Thu, 12/19/2019 - 1:09pm

It’s The Most Horrible Time Of The Year

Sung to the tune of "It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"

It's the most horrible time of the year
When the skids are all yelling
And DH is telling you Just Drink More Beer
It's the most horrible time of the year

It's the crap-crappiest season of all
BM’s verbal beatings, crisis custody meetings
When your lawyers call
It's the crap-crappiest season of all

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OT - Nuttin' for Christmas

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Thu, 12/19/2019 - 11:09am

As requested, I'm reviving my Christmas rewrites!

Nuttin’ for Christmas

Sung to the tune of "Nuttin’ for Christmas"

I punched a hole in every door;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
Poured stripper on the hardwood floor;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
I squished my gum into the rug;
Smashed my Daddy’s favorite mug;
Made my half-brother eat a bug;
Stepmommy snitched on me.

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Christmas at BioHo's

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Tue, 12/10/2019 - 11:37am

For those who don't know, my DH works second shift. On a good 'day' - and if the roads are in good shape - he gets home around midnight. He winds down for a couple hours before coming to bed. Saturday night, he didn't get home until just after 2am. He played Civilization until almost 4:30am (sucky work night) and finally settled down about 5am. 

OT - abusive partner

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Thu, 12/05/2019 - 12:06pm

Who here has escaped an abuser? Mental, physical, or both?

I am a survivor of abuse. My exh mentally abused me for a very long time. He was water on a rock and his long game was GOOD. He seeped in and wore me down so gradually, that I didn't realize what was going on. 

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