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I Proclaim July 27th World Wide Guilty Daddy Awareness Day

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Submitted by Auteur on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 9:57am

Or G.D.A.D. for short

Geee Dad, why are you spoiling your previously enjoyed family?

Geee Dad, why are you letting your previously enjoyed family wreak havoc in our family?

Geee Dad, why are you letting the BM call the shots in our home?

Geee Dad, why are you kissing your spawn's nether quarters?

Geee Dad, why don't you provide boundaries and structure for your crotch droppings?

Ladies, if a man with children comes a knockin' at your door, SEND HIM PACKING!!

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Submitted by smileygirl on Thu, 07/28/2011 - 10:58am

LOL! Oh, Auteur I love it! I like to hang motivational statement on the fridge as I find something that seems relivent to our lives at the time...I think DH might get a surprise when he finds this on the fridge tonight!

Side Note: "Crotch Droppings" - HA! How have I never heard this before?!