SD and SO might have learned a lesson...
So, after having issues with SD and her poop grenade undies, I spoke to her father. When that failed I spoke to her and told her I would no longer be touching/washing anything covered in brown fecal matter. She then tried hiding them in her room and sneaking them into the laundry bin. I took them back to her room and put them on her doorknob. She let them sit in her room for over 2 weeks festering. Then she decided to not put any laundry down the chute for about 2 weeks. Seriously. I was washing maybe 2 shirts and a pair of pants and she is here like 5 days a week. She comes out the other day and whines to SO, "Daaaddddyyy, I don't have any socks!" So he made her go get a dirty pair to wear and told her that if she wants her laundry done she needs to walk the 4 feet from her room and put it down the chute. I got a laugh out of it, even if I did just find another pair of biohazard undies hidden under her desk.
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Ugh the poopie underwear
Ugh the poopie underwear wars!! When SD was 10 she always had nasty poopy undies. I used to throw them away because I didn't want her shit to infest my washing machine. DH didn't believe how bad they were until I showed him a pair. Now she is 16 and she has blood covered underwear. The dogs love to break into her room and lick them to death. So gross. I made her start doing her own laundry at age 12. I had enough!! Now she leaves bloody pads all over the bathroom!!
Now my DD10 is starting this crap with the poopy undies!! It must be the age. So gross!! I have talked to her about it, she tries hiding them.
Seriously kids, learn to wipe your ass!!! I don't want to see any more shit!!
You would think it would itch
You would think it would itch or something? I can't imagine walking around with that all day. The smell alone is enough to knock a buzzard off a sh*t wagon! If I had a nickel for how many times I have gone into the bathroom to find an unflushed toilet and no TP, I could hire someone to do my washing for me!
Ok the unflushed toilet is a
Ok the unflushed toilet is a touchy subject in my house. DH claims that every single time he walks into the kids bathroom there is a huge poop sticking out looking at him. He gets so so mad. He starts yelling at the kids to wipe and flush!! They all run for cover. Its actually pretty funny. I don't know why they can't seem to put the toilet paper in the holder, wipe their ass and then flush it. Seriously its common sense.
I am so sick of it. I now refuse to clean the kids bathroom. They are old enough to clean their own shit!!
I don't smell it on them, they all shower daily thank god!! But its still gross.
SD16 has a boyfriend now. Little does he know she used to be a shit covered little girl.
Yeah, it's gross. SD8's
Yeah, it's gross. SD8's hygiene does not leave a lot to the imagination. At best, on days when she doesn't smell like a biffy, her odor reminds me of the senior citizens I used to care for who had dementia and only showered once a week. I feel bad for classmates and those who are innocently accosted with her foul aroma.
Ewwww! When SD was little it
Ewwww! When SD was little it was like pulling teeth trying to get her to take a shower. Gross. Luckily they grow out of it. Once they start liking boys they want to look good. DD10 has a crush on our new neighbor who is 13. She now showers daily without me begging and brushes her hair every morning. He just figured out she's not 12 like he thought she was.