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Ah, so I DO know people...

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}:) Today at work i recieved a call from a cop who is a client of our office. It seems his son was seeing his g/friend down near BMs place. And someone in a *colour* Taurus drove past and threw something at his windscreen chipping it. The something was an unopened can of beer. The kid followed the car and got the plate number. His Dad ran it and discovered... it belongs to BM and SS21. BM has to be on the title or SS would not have got insurance.
So MrHandsomeCop called me at work and asked me if I knew these people as we share the same last name which is limited to about 8 of us in the city (yeah, we are related). I admitted i did and who they were. He let me in on the story, said he was not going to press charges and what could I do about it. He doesn't want SS21 to know who his son is though.

Oh boy! (gleefully rubbing my hands together)I said I am very sorry and would talk to SS21 this evening. As I told Mr Handsomecop I would channel my inner Gibbs from NCIS. He laughed and said "Atta girl!"

So DH has SS21 calling me tonight as I know something that will be to his financial benefit (namely NOT having to pay for a new windscreen, saved ya $200 right there SS!) And I am going to let him know that people KNOW me. They KNOW my name. They KNOW how to find me. And if this EVER happens again and he DOESN'T pull his head out of his arse then I will create a shitstorm around him of biblical proportions.

Then I am phoning his mother and letting her know that she can thank me for fielding Mr Handosmecop from filing an insurance claim against the car she is part owner of with SS21.

SS21 is trying so hard to appear on the straight and narrow. But honestly, he screwed with the wrong stepmum on this one.

Between you all and me Mr Handsomecop was not really pissed. In fact he told me he and his son will be getting a fix it kit because the chip in the sindscreen is not very big. But he is just curious as to why his son was targeted, if at all. And SS21 and his idiot friends better knock it off. SS21 already has a rap sheet and certianly doesn't want to add to it. HIS problem is he doesn't know how to say no to his friends.