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The Beaver Zone….(insert twilight zone music)

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Submitted by halo1998 on Fri, 07/09/2021 - 9:45pm

Cue Rod Sterling's voice.....

'You are about to enter another dimension.  A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.  A journey into a wondrous land of imagination.  Next Stop.......THE BEAVER ZONE 

 

Imagine if you will a time when parents cater to their kids and the kids run theirs lives.  This is story of GWR aka my SS and his large fury rodent of a mother ...Beaver.....or so they thought....

 

it's 2021 and the world has just exited a pandemic. GWR has turned 19 and magically graduated high school. Child Support has ended despite the hopes of Beaver to continue it for GWR. After allllllll DH must support Beaver....I mean GWR as he is his SOOOOONNNNNN.  DH must support them despite Gwr and Beaver trash talking DH and GWR refusing to talk to DH for over a year. HE IS HIS SOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN......

Ah but DH's voodoo is far reaching and the state has declared his financial responsibility for GWR... and by de facto Beaver over.  NO MO MONEY for them.  What witchcraft is this.......DH MUST PAY FOR GWR....HE MUST.  DH has to have paid off the judge  who declared his child support is done.  
 

In The Beaver zone DH must also provide health insurance for GWR.   He is his SOOOONNNNN.  Beaver however does not have to provide any insurance ever...not in the past and not now.   DH IS THE ONLY ONE WHO MUST PROVIDE..  

GASP.....THE HORROR.....DH HAS NOT CONTINUED HEALTH INSURANCE.  How can that be....this is the Beaver zone.  This is where parents must provide for their kids no matter what and cater to them always.    Ahhhhhhhhhh...NOOOOOOOOOOOO DH cannot must not discontinue GWR'S insurance.

 

THE Story...

GWR turned 19 and graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.  He a big boy now.   CS for him ended.  DH's health insurance rolls over in July instead of January like most normal plans do. DH opted to drop GWR since he hadn't heard from him in a year and he decided to be a dick about graduation. We sent Beaver the new cards and GWR's name was not on them. According to SD Beaver and GWR are pissed and have realized that GWR has no insurance.  GWR made his bed and now he can lay in it.  He will need to adult and get a full time job with benefits. It's called natural consequences.  Welcome to adulthood GWR 

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Submitted by Wicked stepmo. on Fri, 07/09/2021 - 10:15pm

Good for your DH. Definitely the twighlight zone at least for GWR. One day he is an irresponsible, delinquent without a care in the world, the next day he wakes up and is forced to adult in order to survive!!!!

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Submitted by The_Upgrade on Sat, 07/10/2021 - 5:05am

Scary thing is that Beaver isn't the only human (and I use that term loosely) out there with those expectations. Talk about wanting to have your cake and eat it. Basically "you are nothing to me, you don't even exist as far as I'm concerned" but..... "it's your job to eternally provide for meeeeeee"

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sat, 07/10/2021 - 7:40am

Girhippo has been subscribing to that theory for the last 17 years and holding.

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Submitted by TheAccidentalSM on Sat, 07/10/2021 - 5:25am

Would love to send a postcard to the pair of them with the following:

`Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.' (Galatians 6:7)

And I don't have a religious bone in my body.

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sat, 07/10/2021 - 7:42am

Go on Obamacare as the individual mandate is probably coming back soon.

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Submitted by advice.only2 on Sat, 07/10/2021 - 9:01am

I'm shocked his insurance let him drop him since now kids are covered until they are 26.  We had to cancel my insurance and have DH pick it up for us to be able to get Spawn off. 

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Sat, 07/10/2021 - 10:27am

Here in NY

Ridiculous!!!