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Submitted by WWSMD on Thu, 09/25/2014 - 6:16pm

I'm sick and tired of being greeted with the image of someone sitting on the toilet. DH and the stepkids do it. I pitch a fit about it but they keep doing it. They will only close the door if company is over. Its disgusting and its really getting on my nerves. DH thinks its not a big deal as long as the door is cracked. Im living with a bunch of cavemen.

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Submitted by just.his.wife on Thu, 09/25/2014 - 6:19pm

whip out the camera phone, snap at will and cheerfully tell them since it isn't a big deal... your posting the pictures on facebook.

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Submitted by just.his.wife on Thu, 09/25/2014 - 7:00pm

And don't forget to tag them so alllll their family and friends can see their awesome pic!

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Submitted by WWSMD on Thu, 09/25/2014 - 7:30pm

I can't stop laughing. You all got me snorting. Im going to snap a pic of DH and run lol.

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Submitted by Shaman29 on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 2:17am

H would rather eat broken glass than use the bathroom with the door open.

There are just some things we don't need to know about each other.

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Submitted by wth was I thinking on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 9:04am

Mine is the same way, lol. I'll take it though, my exH used to just rip ass anywhere, so tacky and gross.

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 10:41am

DITTO. such a contrast, u know u've upgraded!!!!!

at this point in time, yss is the only one that tries to leave the damn door open; he tries to do this with the shower too. he only does it cuz i've asked him a million times not to. (and yes, dh has called him out on this too- yss says "but u never used to care. u telling me that is not from you, it's from HEERRRRRRRR...." so it IS on purpose)

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 9:33am

He doesn't fart?! I didn't know men were made that way! I grew up with 2 uber-gassy brothers and a father (who now thinks he should just let 'er rip whenever he feels like it), and a sister who rear exhales a 20-second trumpet before waking.

I can't imagine DH NOT farting and have to give him points when he blasts one by the skids and stinks them out. :sick:

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 9:38am

Aw, Coooookies, you should have stood there and said (in a sympathetic and encouraging tone), "It's okay to have a small one. Some women prefer them." Then walk away shaking your head and muttering "Poor little ba$tard..."

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Submitted by moeilijk on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 12:30pm

If it's the powder room, just take the door off. Guests can be told that this is how DH and the skids prefer things. You go upstairs (and keep that bathroom otherwise off-limits).