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BM getting dressed up for drop off and pick up

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Submitted by WWSMD on Mon, 06/10/2013 - 3:26pm

Yesterday at drop off BM walks out in a bikini top and short shorts like up the butt crack short. Apparently she just got back from the beach with not a drop of sand on her and completely dry. I don't know about you but when I get home from the beach I don't dry off and put my bathing suit back on. I just feel like she is trying to get all sexy in an attempt to attract DH. Its pathetic and disgusting and her body was not meant for that outfit. Like a pig squeezed in a bikini. I have to drive with DH to pickups and drops off for now because he broke his right wrist at work and he has arthritis in his left hand.

BM knows I am going to be there. She is always wearing something revealing and all made up. Always asking DH a stupid question. Waving all flirty as we drive away.

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Submitted by KiFire on Mon, 06/10/2013 - 3:32pm

Ewww!! Sorry you have to see that. Neither o the BM's in my life dress up, thank god. But BM2 has sent the occasional 'sexy' photo to FDH. I can tell you she's got no boobs- none, it's all bra.

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Submitted by lac925 on Mon, 06/10/2013 - 7:20pm

OMG I totally told DH that he should've taken a picture of DumbAss when she was flaunting her new outfit! It would've provided hours of entertainment and laughter LOL

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Submitted by somedevilishbeauty on Mon, 06/10/2013 - 4:07pm

}:) @luckymomme "Maybe you should go dressed like she was the previous week" I was thinking the same thing.

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Submitted by Newstep on Mon, 06/10/2013 - 5:48pm

Our BM used to strut around in her bikini when SO would pick up SD. She lived in an apartment complex and he would go pick up SD and get the call oh we are at the pool. So picture a 80lb wrinkled up, horse face, piece of leather in a bikini. :sick: All it did was make SO wonder WTF he was doing with her in the first place.

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Submitted by BSgoinon on Mon, 06/10/2013 - 5:49pm

I absolutely LOVE when BM tries to get all cute. She has ZERO sense of style, so her idea of "cute" is a train wreck and it is one of the funniest things I get to see. She doesn't often go to the trouble of doing her hair and make up and putting on, what she believes are, decent clothes. I REALLY wish she would do it more often because I get a huge kick out of it. And so does everyone else. DH used to tell me what a TERRIBLE sense of style she always had and that is one of the things he loves about me, I am classy. Now he just looks at her and shakes his head like "my poor kid has to claim her as his MOM". Sadly she dresses SS really bad too. He went to blows with her last week about some shoes she put on him. OH MY GOSH, they look orthopedic. DH texts her "does SS have a foot condition I am not aware of??". She replies "NO, why?" DH "then don't put him in these ugly ass shoes, he looks like a grandpa with bad circulation". She was PISSED "that's all I can afford". DH "then don't buy him shoes, I will but them". It was mean of DH to do, she was "trying" more than she has in a very long time. But seriously, she has brand new NORMAL shoes on... and she put him in these Walmart brand pieces of crap. It was kinda funny.

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Submitted by lac925 on Mon, 06/10/2013 - 7:17pm

LOL at the comments! DumbAss just recently came into a LOT of money (from the gov't) and went on a foolish shopping spree. She got the kids new clothes (which is good), and she got herself a $400 Lulu Lemon outfit - I'm sure everyone knows Lulu Lemon. Now, picture this (although I take no responsibility for brain damage this may cause): 5'0", 170-something lbs, cellulite up the ying yang (and I'm pretty sure some camel toe, as well!), large ugly tattoos everywhere, and long frizzy hair dyed black (suspiciously black like MINE)...oh! And let's not forget the all-important cigarette hanging out of her mouth, too! :sick:

DH has no clue as to what name brands are currently "in", so DumbAss has to somehow always bring it to his attention ("I just HAD to get some Lulu Lemon for the gym"... "OMG, this Lulu Lemon attracts so much hair" as she's brushing it off) :sick: 1. She's too big and blobby to even WEAR Lulu Lemon, 2. She doesn't even go to the gym! WTF does she need Lulu Lemon for?!? I work out every other day, and I just wear stuff from WALMART! And let me tell you, I STILL look cute! LOL

What is it with these stupid BMs, trying to act all sexy/cute NOW that our DH/BFs are with US??? It's so pathetic and sad! Give it up, BMs! You didn't want him then, you sure as hell ain't getting him NOW!

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Submitted by oldone on Mon, 06/10/2013 - 10:31pm

BM has done a total makeover recently.

Who has she modeled herself after?

Can't decide if it is Yoko Ono or Elvira. She's dyed her hair jet black - so becoming on a 50+ year old woman and let it grow very long. Got new glasses like Yoko in the 60s.

DH just posted about 15 pictures mostly of me taken over the past 3 years. Everyone is commenting on how good I look. She is much younger than me but is still butt ugly.

I have discovered the $4 tank tops at Walmart that are so cute. Why would I spend $100 bucks on something I can get for $4?