cum-guzzling-aid-infested-slut-bag.
stoop.
cum-dumpster.
shit-fuck.
egg-donor.

We call our troublesome BM, kookoo. My DH's old cell phone used to make a cuckoo clock noise everytime she called, so at least it made it a little funny, instead of just nauseating!

FishNchip, that's the only one we use, he sometimes uses the B word, but usually it's FishNchip or just HER

Uberskank....need I say more

my dh calls her "dipshit" but I prefer "mommy dearest" because the stepkid doesn't understand that it is an insult and neither does bm. she just thinks i'm being proper. When really I'm calling her a crazy pyscho bitch. I also lately like to call her "deapbeat bitch"

I'm probably going to delete this later on but her name ends with "Rissa" so we call her (and have her on the phone ) as BITCHrissa... LOL,

She is "babymaker" because she has umpteen kids with umpteen daddies and keeps divorcing and getting child support. Otherwise, she's known as dumbass, and sometimes we like to dedicate the South Park song to her..."(child's name) mom is a big old bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls....she's the biggest bitch in all the world....(child's name) mom is a beeeeaaaaatccchhhh!!!) That always makes me smile...

Fat Fucking Cunt ~~~ FFC for id on cell and home phone

"Troll" ... she lurks and waits for a prime moment and then snatches the children away. And her hair is awful like a troll doll.
"The Ex" ... DH refuses to use her real name. He still hasn't resolved some issues with her if he still calls her this. Kind of like when serial killers refuse to accept their victims have names and call them "it" ... DH won't use her name. Very unhealthy.

Oh My God it is so politicaly incorrect I cant even say it......

My BM is so freaking GROSS....I hate to say this but everyone is rather repulsed by her. Nasty ASS Bitch is one of my words. The woman works out constantly, does marathons and triathalons and she is still has the widest flatest ass I have ever seen in my life. She lies constantly about her lineage and says that she is spanish and english.....NO....she comes from Guatamala....she looks like an Aztec. I am very honest about what I am....I am a mutt...too many things to even consider but proud of my muttlyness.....Hehehehe....I am sorry and this is really mean of me but we can vent here right....it disgust me that my DH even touched that.

Hogzilla is what i call the ex... or SHE in case the kids are around. She's not big, but she could take some beauty tips from a pig for sure. lol!

I call her the orange one due to her ridiculas fake tan.picture the old granny in something about Mary double it n your nearly there!!does have it's plus points though she is that bright you can see her coming a mile off so gives you time to escape!!

We usually just say 'HER' but it's the tone we use.

Generally we call her Fruit Loop, she's a frickin' nut. One member on here, can't remember who at one point said they call theirs "Slinky" because it's something that's completely useless to you, but it will still bring a smile to your face if you push it down some stairs!! We use that sometimes.

"Tuesday" as in C-U-Next-Tuesday...

Christmas Tree

We call her christmas tree...big at the bottom, small on top and lots of glitter inbetween. This woman loves fake bling bling style jewellery..

The Albatross. Because BF said one night that "she's like an Albatross around my neck!!!" I even found BF an Albatross necktie for Christmas and "Leroy the Red Neck Reindeer" left it for him as a gift on Christmas Ever.

Hahaha I'm glad I logged in today! You ladies always make me laugh! Bettina, I so feel you on that! I'm the same way! And Tryingtoletgo, hilarious!! I wish I could know in advance to run! Lol.. Aside from that we call BM, "satin" "Her" "their mother" "crazy scank" "flat ass" "money hungry whore" ummm..lol

Thank you fellow steps in the trenches...I love them all! They definitely brought a smile to my face today.

We call ours "crack-whore" but that's not really a nickname, just her job description.

My SO has trouble with pronouns so he says "him" with a flick of the thumb.

Psycho bitch. Or if that's too long, just The Bitch.

Stepford. Because she puts on this image of being so fucking perfect when really she's got no heart or soul.

Dirty. It pretty much sums up every single thing about her in one word

An older post but I love it. Had to add

She's known as The Whore. And my ex is known as The Jerk or The Ass.