Anyone have a theme song for BM??
DH like "Guns n' Roses....I used to love her, but I had to kill her"
Anybody know that one?? It's a HOOT!!! ROFLMAO
Lyrics:
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Oo, yeah
But I had to kill her
I knew I'd miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my backyard
Oh yeah, Oo yeah, whoa, oh yeah
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
She bitched so much,
She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way, yeah
Whoa, oh yeah
I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her, Mm, yeah
But I had to kill her
I had to put her, Oo, six feet under
And I can still hear her complain
Who Let the Dogs Out
'Nuff said.
♥ Georgia, the un-stepmom ♥
"Good men don't just happen. They have to be created by us women." (from ROSEANNE)
The Bitch is Back
I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye
Times are changing, now the poor get fat
But the fevers gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
Eat meat on friday thats alright
Even like steak on a saturday night
I can bitch the best at your social dos
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue
Im a bitch, Im a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`cause Im better than you
Its the way that I move
The things that I do
I entertain by picking brains
Sell my soul by dropping names
I dont like those, my god, whats that
Oh its full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
AWSOME job everyone
AWSOME job everyone
The Enemy....by Godsmack
~"Resist all the urges.... that make you want to go out and kill." ~ Chel.
hee, hee!
Well it would be that R&B song called:
" I hit that b*tch with a bottle".:)
Ditto
Our's is the same as Crayons...center of attention and everybody must love me because I am soooooooo perfect....look at me everyone I'm here now the party can start :sick: I'd like to give her a party for one in the bottom of a burlap sack with a few rocks in to help keep it at the bottom of the river!
When we were in the hospital
When we were in the hospital waiting for H to be out of surgery, I noticed that her ring tone is that song that goes
" Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day"
which is "go figure" for her because she's the queen of "I'm too depressed to function"
But my song for her and H and me is System of a Down's "Needles"
"I cannot disguise,
All the stomach pains
And the walking of the cranes
When you, do come out
And you whisper up to me
In your life of tragedy
But I cannot grow
Till you eat the last of me
Oh when will I be free
And you, a parasite
Just find another host
Just another fool to roast
Cause you
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You
My tapeworm tells me where to go
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
I cannot deny
All the evil traits
And the filling of the crates
When you, do come out
And you slither up to me
In your pimpin majesty
But I cannot grow
Till you eat the last of me
Oh when will I be free
And you, a parasite
Just find another host
Just another stool to post
Cause you
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You
My tapeworm tells me where to go
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tape worm out of me...
I?m just sitting in my room
With a needle in my hand
Waiting for the tomb
Of some old dying man
Sitting in my room
With a needle in my hand
Waiting for the tomb
Of some old dying man
Cause you
My tapeworm tells me what to do
You
My tapeworm tells me where to go
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey "
I can't decide which one of us this song fits best- but I just want to sing at H sometimes because he pays everything for her and she does nothing "pull the tapeworm out of your ass"
Mine is....
Simply the Dark Side, Star Wars Darth Vader Death Star Theme. It is on DH's phone for BM's ring tone.
When I hear it my stomach turns....
“I never gave away anything without wishing I had kept it; nor kept it without wishing I had given it away.” ~Louise Brooks
i hope for mine to be
"ding dong the witch is dead" one day when i no longer have to deal w her bs anymore...until that day, any of the above are certainly very applicable!