Wave hello or flip her the bird?

The BM in my life is a serious fruit loop. I think I'm pretty good at figuring and dealing with people .. even "strange" ones..but she is really just "out there". She is plain DUMB.

The last communication I had with BM and the last communication FH with BM(other than at his pickup/dropoff) we BOTH told her off...I know if I was her at this point and I drove by me on the street I would look the other way - NOPE!

Twice now in the past two weeks we have passed each other driving (well she was in the passenger seat of her moms car as she doesn't drive and lives with her mom)..as soon as they pass me (I act like I don't see them) they beep..not like beep beep..but like laying on the horn. I haven't actually looked to see if they are waving or giving me the finger (I doubt the second part though as she seems to be intimidated by me)..but I'm like why is this chic beeping at me? I'm NOT your friend..we don't talk..it's just BIZARRE!!!!

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Funny!

That would just make me laugh. My BM has honked the horn at me, flipped her boobs at me (fully dressed of course, and yes they are massive), and stuck her tongue out at me. I just laugh and it pisses her off even more. LOL!! I mean, come on - she's nearing 50 years old, and she does these things??? How juvenile! I just say to her something my grandma always told me to say. Whenever someone makes you mad, just say "Bless your heart," which as grandma told me is a southern lady's way of saying "kiss my ass."

OMG....LOL

That IS bizarre!!!....LOL..maybe she's trying to distract u while yur driving??? ....

"Sooner or later, everyone's bill comes due"

oh WAIT WAIT - I FORGOT TO ADD!

That after the 1st time she did I sent her a text that said "was that you that just beeped at me?" she NEVER responded!! Ok..so yea she is WEIRD!!!!

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

Our BM

Tried initially saying hi and waving to me and calling me
sweetie/honey/pumpkin- When she was saying that sh*t I was sure she was talking to SS, then DH says, Hon- she's talkin' to you..
Talking to me? calling me sweetie/honey/ and pumpkin?!
After she realized DH and I were "serious" that quickly stopped, she told him that once that I could never be her and that as soon as he was serious about someone, she was going to get hateful.
Well.. she definitely kept her word..

never be her?

And I bet your glad your not!! HAHA...I have a quote I like for BM's that say that - it's "He loves me cuz' I'm NOTHING like you"

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

I like that one!

I could never be her..
Wow.. let me thank the powers that be for that!!!

what a

weirdo?! what the heck, i wish bm did funny stuff like this! I mean she pulls all her usual crap, but this would make me laugh! one happy girl, imagine when you can tell your skid later what a weirdo their mother was. lol

actually, when we use to live in the same complex, we would exit opposite gates and end up facing each other head on before i turned left and she turned right to enter the street. I love it because here she was in her pos car, and here i was with a wave and smile in my new mercedes. i dont think she ever waved back, but i figured it was better to be polite then to pretend she wasnt there when clearly we were pretty much face to face.

LOL!!

I know. It's hilarious. What did someone say in response to one of my posts - call her Slinky because she's useless but fun to watch when you push down stairs. I don't need to do that - she's fun to watch regardless. Also, when we have to attend our kid's events and activities, she walks with a definite hip swing and gives my DH a "come hither" look. He just makes gagging noises when she does this.

I cant help but notice her

and her mom coming in my direction either..they have one of those HUGE flags hanging from their rearview mirror and BM ALWAYS has these STUPID white round sunglasses on....but I always look the other way or fix my radio when I see them coming so they don't know that I notice them.

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

omg!

what is it with white sunglasses? bm wears them too, oh and her pooka shell necklace too! im like uh hello those went out like 10 years ago! I swear this girl needs fashion help like no other! I thought that maybe it was because where i moved to, but no she clearly is the only one that hasnt gotten the memo as to how much of an idiot she looks like.

DITTO

I've actually been laughing out loud with the responses

BM wears the ugly necklace and sunglasses too. She'll get a new piece of clothing or accessory and then strut by me. I couldn't figure out what was going on at first, so I asked DH what the strut was all about every time she got a new ugly piece of clothing. He looked at me and said, "she's trying to make you jealous!"

I literally started laughing and said, "Really?1?! OMG I wouldn't be caught dead in some of those (well any of) those CREATIONS!"

He just started laughing.

here where we live

the girls are described by their area code, and pretty much all the girls from there dress and look the same. my fh always gives me a hard time (joking) and says im just not fitting in. we laugh at how i should get super long two toned acrylic nails and bleach the top half of my hair and dye the bottom half black. Then maybe ill fit in more out where we live. I would love to see this bm do the strut you speak of. i think i would fall over in laughter!

LMAO!

BM just bought a shell necklace and its the most hideous thing I've ever seen! I can't even remember when those were a hot commodity lol. If BM weren't such a bi*ch I would offer to take her shopping so that I could help her with her wardrobe and make-up.

is there

a hideous bm club where they all agree to wear these stupid things? i thought that it was just her since she acts like she was raised in a trailer, but fear not bm, you are not alone! lol

there must be!

Where else would these women find such ridiculous things?! BM can now breathe easy. There are others like her....

wow that's a scary thought! hahaha

Out of curiosity...

(1) She claims you are old, when you are not...

(2) She Lives with her mom

(3) She doesn't drive

HOW OLD IS THIS BM ????

~You can see clearly only with your heart. What is truly important is invisible to the eyes~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's

Gia..her age

tells alot..she is 21..but than again..I don't think that is an excuse. I was 21 when I had my BD and I NEVER acted the way this BM acts..I was out on my own at 18..she has NO desire to move out..get a job..nada.

FH is 28 for the answer to the next question. I ask him ALL the time - WHY did you date someone so damn young?????

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

OMG!!!

My BM lives with her mom too!!!! She's very close to 50.

21... yeah, that explains a lot...

although she is older than i am... lol. But I am responsible and have lots of common sense...

~You can see clearly only with your heart. What is truly important is invisible to the eyes~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's

EXACTLY GIA

Age can't always be an excuse...

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"

exactly!

I am 21 but even when I was 17 I never ever acted that way. BM is about to be 37 and she is ten times more childish than I could be even if I tried. Ugh, what is it with these women who act like their tweens in middle school?!? People shouldn't blame their behavior on their age. Especially when they are LEGAL ADULTS!

OMG Kaff, tooooo funny!

I really like how you texted her and didn't get a response. YEP, that'd be her! LOL! Idiot BM.

I just wonder what is she trying to accomplish by beeiping at you? Say Hi or make you CRASH?????

I say fu*k it. Next time, show that bird sister!

~Happiness is defined by the smile on your face, not the frown on others.~

too funny

if the kids aren't with her flip her the bird or flip her a tit...who cares...it might make u feel better-you can at least laugh about it later! When I see BM and she has no kids in the car I flip the bird but make it look like a casual wave-sometimes she has a puzzled look like "did she just wave or flip me off?" too funny.

"A parents job is to eat as much sh*t as we have to so that the children do not."

wish I had a camera

to post the picture..it is hilarious..I see her way before she sees me. And I literally watch her squint up her round face with her big white glasses and lean way forward into the dashboard and point to her mom before they get to me..that is when I act like I'm doing something or looking the other way. It's the funniest picture if I could get it on camera - that's a good idea..I should bring my camera and snap a shot right in her face!

"He grew up in my heart, not my belly"