Yes, I coined the SDog term over the summer because he was a lovely part of the package. Came complete with SD19 and SD13 two years ago. Isn't he cuuuuuute? Dumbass pissing dog lol! SDog has been hiding under my bed for the past 5 hours. At least he's confined and won't pee. Problem is, I can't get him out from under the bed to go out and pee. SD13 will be home in 15 minutes, so maybe he'll make a run for it.

DH texted and I told him SD13 needs a come to Jesus talk. I listed all of the weird shit I found a little while ago. He has it in a text now for easy reference!

Oh gosh, I needed you guys today. Thanks for making me laugh! I just snorted reading these posts here! Feels good! Gumball dick made his way out from under my bed even though I blocked him in with boxes and stuff on my side, lol. As soon as the pups could hear SD13's bus coming up the street, I see SDog's little paw at the foot of the bed where he can't squeeze out, so he wormed his way out the side, as usual. LOL Little shit. I called down to SD13 to let him out, that he had been sleeping in my room all day. She is clueless as to the humility DH will cause when he checks in with her later.

Yes, Mairin, as I was filming I was making my own commentary...."SD13 why didn't you use a damn bag when you cut your hair into the can? Nice......."

I have four large breed dogs and they don't mess up the house like Napoleon Gumball Dick does. He is older and under 20 lbs, so his shit doesn't stink. I've hated it but I have had to crack his ass a few times months ago when I caught him peeing in my DR. Then he went into diapers. I still want to see if he can fly. I picked him up the other night and danced with him, It scared the shit out of him and he got all squirmy, but I was singing to him and kind of enjoyed freaking him out, even though I was "working on our relationship."

He had probably already pissed on my hardwood DR floor by then, now that I think of it, and he probably thought I was going to make him go play in traffic.

~ Moon

Gotta love those parental controls on the phone. We used to use them on SD19 when she was in HS. SD13 doesn't have a cell yet, just an iPod Touch. I locked down SD19's phone this past summer because her data usage was through the roof. DH was out of town and SD19 got lost coming home from the beach. No GPS when the phone is locked down! Her BoyF lost the charge on his cell and didn't have a car charger! It was hilarious!

I just told SD13 to make sure she emptied any trash from her room or bathroom because it's trash night. She is clueless. I should have put her wet undies and her cut hair up in her loft, but I was tired. Hopefully DH will do something to reprimand her, but I doubt it. I have Paul frikkin McCartney walking through my house with a bowl cut lol!

ETA: Changed my pic to Maleficent, feeling evil....... }:)

So I motioned to DH tonight, asking if he spoke to SD13 about chopping her boy cut into a Paul McCartney oblivion. SD13 was right there with us and DH said he had spoken to her earlier. I stated that if she messed up her hair, she was the one who had to look funny, but this week wasn't a good week to chop it off like that. I told her we had a wedding tomorrow and she is going to look awkward. DH chimed in that her hair looked terrible. He offered to take her to Hair Cuttery immediately.

Before they left, I got firm with SD13. I had just walked in from work and there obviously was no punishment for her antics while DH was out of town. I told her I wanted to know why her underwear was left under the bsmt sink. She keep grinning and saying she didn't know. DH asked if she had had an accident and before he had even finished his sentence, SD13 was saying yes and nodding enthusiastically in agreement.

I shot DH down right then, like he was just another skid. I was polite, but firm and to the point. I told him not to put ideas in her head because she will just agree with them. I told them both that there was no mess in the undies because I looked at them. I asked her what she wore upstairs after she left them down there? Did she streak butt naked back to her room? She giggled nervously and said no to everything. I told her when I was younger my brother did some weird shit, but he never left his underwear in the basement! I started getting really mad and called out DH because he was just sitting there cruising around on his laptop. I said to both of them that I was always the bitch, the bad guy because I had to speak up, and that SD13 never has any consequences! I told SD13 the next time she pulls any shit like this again that I will punish her myself, rather than waiting for DH, and she knows how that will go. Then I went and hugged her. WTF? It came out of nowhere. Haven't done that in awhile. I told her I didn't like to reprimand her, I really didn't, but she has to learn the rules of the house and stop doing stupid shit. I also told her that if she needed scissors, they were all tucked away and she would need to ask. LOL

DH called me from the car later while SD13 was getting her haircut and we were both in a good mood, but I told him again he needs to be a parent. He always insists that our styles are different. I said I understood that, but he is so laid back that SD13 keeps doing the same stupid shit over and over, and I will NOT tolerate it in my house. I stated that she needed boundaries because we all know how SD19 turned out (ODD BPD entitled bitch). I started getting territorial lol. DH exclaimed that he had just gotten back into town and that he had handled everything earlier during his talk with SD13. He wanted to drop it. I told him NO because I had to be home with his DD all week, dealing with her shit and keeping my game face on. I told him it wasn't fair and all I was was the maid and babysitter. He knows I hardly cook anymore. I asked him why would he think I would want to cook? I get no respect and he doesn't back me up as his wife. I think he actually heard me this time. I said that a bunch of times tonight.

Later on, SD13 yells out, "I had an accident, I had an accident!" with all of this glee in her voice. She said she got her period lmao. DH asked if she messed her pants and she said she had it under control. Later I asked if she cleaned her undies in the sink and she said she had thrown them out. I asked her why she didn't wear a liner? I had mentioned the past few days that Aunt Flo was arriving soon. She just grinned at me like a 7yo. I told her she just couldn't throw out soiled undies every time, she had to hand wash them. }:) I told her to get them out of the trashcan and wash them with cold water and hand soap, it would come right out. She goes into her room and brings her undies from in her room! LOL I told her to wash and hang them in the tub to dry, then put them in the dirty clothes to be washed. I told her to use her knuckles really well and get everything out. She looked totally mortified. Sorry, we don't have disposable underwear in this house! }:) }:) LOL

So much for disengaging, but we have been out 3x to Kohls and the mall and I have tried to buy her underwear. She was a moody bitch, so she needs to wash and wear what she has. Especially since I threw out the pair I found in the basement.

~ Moon

Yes, Sally, it might be time for some cayenne. I'm just afraid they'll go to other rooms where there is carpet.