Chatting with the teeny bopper girls at work. I have one very sweet, very innocent young lady there and we were talking about clothing sizes. I am 28 now and just now in a size three in juniors clothing. I was relating a story about getting IDed still at almost 30...

"Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend who's 27 and still gets carded at the adult book store."

"What's an adult book store?"

"Oh...um. Its where adults go to buy books."

"What kind of books?"

"Umm....playboy?"

"Miss Fox! That is not literature!"

"Oh my sweet girl..., no it is not."