I wish BM would fall off of a cliff, and take her psychohusband with her.

I wish skids did not look like BM.

I wish BM would grow the fuck up, and be what she is supposed to be for her kids, or get the hell out of their lives for good.

I wish the judge would put her in jail for nonpayment of child support.

I wish DH could get his years back, and I could share his younger years with him.

I wish BM would catch some embarrassing STD from one of her partners, and have to suffer an embarrassing public consequence.

I wish BM's psychohubby would get a nose job. Cuz, I really hate seeing his nose.

I wish exH to fall into the ocean and never be seen again.

I wish exH did not share dna with my kids. Can't I extract his dna from them and leave them nice and clean??

But really, I wish exH and BM would be the parents for these kids they are supposed to be. Or just crawl in a hole and die. Do the world some good.

I WISH BM and the SDs would decide they just HAD to go and live in China. I wish BM would become a strict Bhuddist and renounce material possessions and maintenance from my DH. I wish my SD16 was not a vegetarian on Mon-Sat and a meat eater on Sun. I wish Facebook would get outlawed. I wish DH did not have to work a 12 hour day. I wish BM was even FATTER than she already is, and twice as ugly. I wish to be deaf so my SDs do not wake me up until the early hours going to the toilet. I wish they would both lose the ability to send text messages.

I wish that I was able to share the years with SO that BM Nasty had.
I wish that I was with SO when he was in the USMC & that I could have been with him when he suffered his injuries & medical discharge.
I wish that the Skids would lose all genetic affiliation with BM Nasty (chronic liars, better than anyone else attitude, appearance)
I wish that BM Nasty's vagina & uterus would rot & fall out (simply for karma's sake!)

I wish that BM Redneck would become an actual parent
I wish that SDs (14 & 15) would let their dad see them & forget everything BM Nasty has said/done about him.
I wish that SO could go back in time & not marry BM Redneck to be a "daddy" to her baby (daddy unknown)
I wish that BM Redneck would have realized that she was a lesbian long before accidentally getting knocked up by some unknown sailor.

I wish:

-BM would grow the eff up and start acting like a responsible, tax paying, law abiding adult.
-SS wasn't so in tune with her moods. I love that he is a sensitive kid, but she takes advantage of it.
-DH would follow through with his threats to her and just take her dumb ass to court for full custody
-All of the Food Stamps, WIC and medicare that she has collected over the years had to be paid back in full, with jail time if she doesn't pay it back like, with MONEY that she ACTUALLY EARNS.
-BM's dad would stop bailing her out. He is a complete enabler. And it drives me INSANE. She will never grow up because she doesn't need to. Daddy will bail her out.

DH's wish (which he actually just told me last night)
That BM would have a baby with someone else and go make THEIR life a living hell and leave SS for us to raise.

This was a pleasant surprise of a thread. THANKS!!!!
I wish I didn't have to hear BM bitch about her "hard work" with a minimum wage, minimum hour job, and government aid (RIGHT...then I'd be forgetting SO's Child support check) while I finish up and pay for professional school to be a doctor.
I wish BM would be the first reported sufferer of actually looking like the C*nt-douche she is...because I think it would look something like the open version of this--> :jawdrop:
I wish SO hadn't been so stupid to stick it in her, I wish one of the other idiots she cheated on him with had gotten her knocked up, and ditto, I absolutely wish SS didn't look like his momma... (man is that a kick to the ovaries)
I wish I didn't get stuck living in the same town as the BM when my SO had to move away for his job as I fear BM's condition could become contagious.
I wish every time SO comes into town I didn't have to worry about the intracranial explosion that I always know is coming in dealing with baby-momma-drama.
I seriously wish I liked kids or even wanted any of my own, and that I wasn't so completely baby-phobic. I wish I could become deaf to shrill screams.
Ok, now tell me how to make this happen?

Here's one:

I wish that my DH's CS wasn't treated like it stayed in our household by the Canada Revenue Agency. But because it is, my baby daughter gets less for her child tax benefit. Drives me insane!

I wish, I wish....

-I wish that BM would grow the FCK up and stop with the PAS crap.
-I wish that I had the chance to corner BM and tell her exactly what I think of her.
- I wish that DH would stop being a guilty daddy.
- I wish that I could tell SS how psycho his mom is and the truth of what she did to DH.
-I wish that I could have seen the look on BM face when we won the CS case.

I wish that BM and SD would move to Alaska
I wish OUT OF ALL THE GIRLS he hooked up with in his younger days that DH had knocked up ANYONE but the whitetrash queen he did
I wish that MIL would get a brain wipe done so I could stop hearing her sob fest about how horrible SD has it

Love this!

I wish BM would get caught lying on her taxes and have to repay the $100,000 she has probably stolen from us tax payers over the years.

I wish that after she got caught by the IRS and takes her punishment, she falls off a cliff, never to be seen again.

I wish my skids would wake up and realize how their mother managed to damage their relationship with their loving father with all PAS antics and tell her off for it--before she falls off the cliff of course.

I wish I could tell BM how her current husband sends dirty pics of himself to someone I know! (oh, I've been tempted!)

I wish my skids would see their father for what he is---a GOOD MAN!

I wish my husband would never have gotten her pregnant to begin with and married her at 18 just to take his responsibility!

...the list goes on and on and on

My turn!!! Love this!

I wish BM did not exist! (like test tube baby not exist)
I wish SS would realize her evil ways and stop thinking she can do no wrong.
I wish the court see through her shenanigans and make her go pay for all her lying and deceitful ways.
I wish I could tell BM just how much I cannot stand her and how she is a horrible mother and should be shipped to another country because she sucks.
I wish BM would get the Karma that she deserves.
I wish DH would have waited to have kids.
I wish I didn't have to make up a wish list to get what I want!!!!!!!!!