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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 9:54am

TGIF (Thank God I'm Finnish!)

Eff off to:

* sick people who come to work and hack their cooties all over the bloody place.
* painful cold sores in the corner of my mouth AND the inside of my lip. WTH?!
* poopheads who constantly whine about the snow...when they live in one of the snowiest places (MOVE!!).
* people who drive 10 mph UNDER the speed limit... but only when you cannot pass. They speed up in passing zones. *#)@>&!!!!

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moving_on_again's picture

Submitted by moving_on_again on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 9:57am

I would stay home when I'm sick but I risk losing my job. My boss is great but he rarely ever takes a sick day and I'm pretty certain 90% of the illnesses I get are from him or his kids. I hate it. I finally broke down and bought some purell even though I hate using it.

I am a snow whiner. I would move in a hot second IF, you know, we didn't have to live near the skids! Hopefully, DH changes his tune when SS graduates. At the rate he's flunking classes, that will probably be a few more years.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 10:03am

Moving_on, I wouldn't have a problem with it if they stayed at their desks. Nope. They walk around, hacking, and whining to everyone, "I'm so siiiiiick!!!" Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, but get out of my personal space!!

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Submitted by moving_on_again on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 10:10am

I really try not to touch anything except my own computer when I'm sick or anyone else is sick but I think it's the damn doorknobs that always get me!

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Submitted by Sweet T on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 10:23am

Buy some hospital masks and put them on their desks.

I used to keep a huge can of Lysol at my desk and would spray down sick peoples cubes when they went home.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 10:58am

I'd like to liberally spray Lysol aaaaaaaaaall over every freaking inch of their person, desk, and air space.....

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Submitted by moving_on_again on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 10:59am

LOL! I don't think I could get away with spraying them!

It sucks, too, because one of my coworker's child has Down Syndrome. This poor kid just got out of the hospital with like 7 different illnesses. So you would think he would know better!

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 11:03am

You know you WANT to spray them... And if you don't, I'm in a mood. I'll do it for you!!!

Oh, no! That poor child. I hope no cooties are carried over. Sad

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Submitted by moving_on_again on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 11:43am

Oh, I do. These are otherwise incredibly clean people. I really just blame it on the fact that they have small children that seem to love spreading germs around.

Me too. She's such a little sweetheart, it's so hard when she is sick. This is at least her third hospitalization this winter.

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Submitted by advice.only2 on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 10:11am

Eff off the this god forsaken wind!!! We get it really bad here and at 2 am I woke up because our patio funiture was getting blown across the backyard! Plus it triggers my silent migraines so I get to endure nausea, a stiff neck, bright flashing spots of light, all the joy of a migraine just no head pain...fun!

Also eff off to my BD's school. They just built this school and today they are doing the ribbon cutting ceremony and a lot of high profile people will be here, congressmen, admirals, stuff like that...well my daughter tells us last night they will be locking all the kids in the classrooms while they are doing this ceremony because the school district has decided they don't want certain students being present during this event...lovely! So instead all the children will be locked in their classrooms and not be allowed to participate in an event for THEIR school. So I kept her home today.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 10:59am

Advice, I hope your migraine takes a hike ASAP.

I second that eff off to the school. WTH. I loathe that "punish all because of a few bad apples" BS. ~p!ssy emoji~

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 10:30am

Parenting Stress... it's catching up to me. I can feel it in my bones and sanity.

Drive here, drop off here, pick up here. Pay this, buy this. Remember this, don't forget that.

Oh and trying to make sure BS makes weight for a big wrestling tournament this weekend. Being hungry doesn't help when you're already stressed. And a hungry 12 year old who is cranky AF only adds to my stress level. And let us not forget about the wart on his wrist that may or may not keep him from competing (depends on the person who does his skin check) so all the time, energy and $ may be all for nothing.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

So good vibes for Saturday evening to pass skin check and make weight and then good vibes on Sunday to qualify for States is greatly appreciated.

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Submitted by classyNJ on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 10:51am

Good Vibes Zero! Good Vibes.

Just make sure his nails are super short. They may not look much farther than that if they see his nails are properly groomed.

I feel I'm a horrible SM! LOL. I forget everything!! I even forget the damn notes that I make.

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 11:26am

He bites his nails so we are good! LOL! Thanks for the good vibes. There will be a lot of tears. BS missed his last tournament with his Jr High team because of ringworm.

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Submitted by classyNJ on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 10:53am

EFF off to:

The powers to be that changed the speed limit on my road to and from work from 45 to 35 without notice! Thank you very much officer for being nice and giving me a careless driving ticket instead :? :? See ya in court. Yes please I will pay $200 for a seat belt ticket. RRRRRRR

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 11:02am

Oh.Em.Gee. EFF OFF TO THE ARSEHOLE WHO IS HUMMING OFF KEY!!!!!!!!!!! ~stares daggers~

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Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 12:52pm

* Eff off the allergy season
* Eff off to DH thinking he should "handle court alone"
* Eff off to having to be in work when they weather is PERFECT right now
* Eff off to how cold this office is!
* Eff off to SD9 talking about BM several times after BM's UNWANTED appearance last Sunday

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 1:26pm

Fairly certain that I am mosquito CHUM. I am an official blood donor, thanks to mosquitos.

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Submitted by ProbablyAlready... on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 1:30pm

Right? I went to softball this week and literally had welts on my legs! HOW ARE THEY BACK ALREADY?!?!

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Submitted by DPW on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 2:12pm

F.......off....... to having a major headache and SO being sick. We are hosting a party tomorrow night and neither of us have felt like doing anything for the party. I'll be scrambling tomorrow, that's for sure.

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Submitted by Cover1W on Fri, 03/02/2018 - 4:58pm

EFF off to this low-grade cold I've had for a week. I'm now losing my voice and my brain is not functioning at 100%

EFF off to so many office changes that all of us are suffering from 'change fatigue' and it's now affecting morale.

EFF off to SD12's bday party this weekend, not b/c of the kids, there's only two coming, but because she decided to make a full dinner from scratch which includes one thing that takes a long time to make, two desserts and breakfast that needs to ALL be prepped and cooked tomorrow. Within 4 hours. Including prep, cleanup, AND getting other party things ready. I told her and DH if she really wants to do it that way, great, but she's not gonna have time and I'm not going to help other than take her to the grocery store...so long as I'm feeling ok.