Exploring the school portal and last year's info YSS (stb 15) in the eighth grade received detention for "hitting on a substitute teacher!"

Here is the line he used:

"Do you have wifi because I feel a connection?"

This was last May and we did NOT receive this detention notice for some unknown reason. Of course I keep every piece of paper and file it in case Chef needs it some day. YSS's (aka Prince Hygiene's) detention file is bursting at the seams!

Also he's had 4 unexcused tardies this WEEK!! Oh yeah, great parenting by the Girhippo--who admits she works nights as a part time waitress at the casino along with StepDaddyBigBucks who also works nights and can't be bothered to see if YSS made it in to school on time. Nice.