BioHo is NOT happy with me

This is a skid weekend. 'Ho usually drops off PigPen Saturday morning after DH calls to say he's awake. DH takes PP home on Sunday at 5pm.

Skids could no longer spend Friday night because DH works nights and I'm not a babysitter. Evil me...

Anyhow, 'Ho wanted DH to keep Piggy overnight on Sunday because she has plans and PIGGY CAN'T BE HOME ALONE. Either PP still has light fingers or she's worried he'll drink her booze/steal her car/have a girl over for sex (eeeewwwww).

DH has to work Sunday night. Which means PP has to go home at 2pm instead of 5pm. 'Ho said to DH, "Well, can't SHE watch him?"

1) SHE doesn't skid-sit.
2) SHE has a name. And it's MRS DH's last name.
3) SHE wouldn't so must as work up a dram of spit for 'Ho if 'Ho was engulfed in flame, much less do 'Ho ANY kind of favor.

Maybe, just maybe, if you'd been a halfway decent subhuman (my sincere apologies to all subhumans) to me, and hadn't been such a despicable 'C', I'd consider it.

Nope. No way in HE!!. Ask Mr. Pinhead to babysit your damn near 15yo. Ask your mother. Or your sister. Or your brother. Or your 24yo daughter for whom you ('Ho) regularly babysit. But me?? No. Bahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!

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That's Mr. Pinhead.

That's Mr. Pinhead. Apparently, they hate each other.

It's incredible isn't it? But

It's incredible isn't it? But then when something happens and they found out the step parent did watch them or has offered to watch them they flip thier shit about how step parent is over stepping. BM's idea= "it's your wife's responsibility to do things like this!" DH's idea= "how dare that bitch even think she can! Don't you know I'm the MOTHER?!!"

She's a mother, alright...

She's a mother, alright... }:)

I'm surprised she would have

I'm surprised she would have a problem with him having sex. In fact, I would believe she would hire a prostitute for him before 'Ho taking precautions to prevent underage sex in her household.

Seems the boys are different.

Seems the boys are different. She mad cows if they have a girlfriend. And, of course, they are not allowed to get married until she says so. Likely because she wants to be sure the wife won't interfere with her rulings.

I sincerely dislike your BM.

I sincerely dislike your BM. You must swear to let me know when karma visits her.

Karma is either going to hit

Karma is either going to hit her with a super-mega-whammy or it's fubared in a HUGE way.

EXACTLY!!!! This is exactly

EXACTLY!!!! This is exactly what I say when BM wants to "drop YSS off early" before DH gets off work. Or BM expects me to watch YSS while she follows MSS all over the state with his sporting events. Ummm Just NO!

BM can't even text me because I do not exist in her world...Yet she expects me to do her favors?? Just NO!!!
Had she treated me with the same respect and consideration you would give a stranger....I would probably still say no but at least I would be polite about it. Since she refuses to acknowledge my existence....The answer is NO!!!!!!!

And your SS is 14 and needs a babysitter? That sounds like a parenting problem on her end...

You said it, SM12. I'm good

You said it, SM12. I'm good enough when 'Hi needs something. No way.

It IS a problem on her end. DH made it clear that PigPen's crap behavior at home is NOT acceptable with him/us.

^^^amen.

Bright, I wouldn't insult

Bright, I wouldn't insult a$$holes like that.

Renewal, she's stupid.

Renewal, she's stupid. Cunning, but stupid. She's not trying to p!ss me off; she simply believes everyone should do what she wants.

Huh, I could have sworn my DH

Huh, I could have sworn my DH said his ex was only married once. Sounds like the same bitch, haha

You should meet SS's mom. She

You should meet SS's mom. She falls into the "so stupid she has no common sense category AND she thinks she's so special! The batshit crazy can be strong, but the entertainment this mix provides is priceless.

But, but... BioHo is sex

But, but... BioHo is sex goddess!! :sick: :sick: :sick:

Ours shot some turkeys and a

Ours shot some turkeys and a buck and is now a "sexy country chick" :sick:

Usually every second Friday

Usually every second Friday we have no kids - the other, we have all of them.

But with SO working Saturday mornings, SS has been going back to BM's on the Friday nights where he would normally be with us overnight.

BM complained about it a few times... and SO made the mistake of telling me about it...

SO and I discussed whether if the kids are there, on occasion I wouldn't mind watching SS Saturday mornings so that SO didn't have to bring him back to BM's Friday night then pick him up again after work Saturdays.

I told him I didn't mind watching SS if he was stuck, but that I wasn't going to be watching him while he was at work just because bm didn't want to be stuck with him. I told him that if BM ever asks why can't I just watch SS while SO goes to work, that he should make it clear to her that I'm not her babysitter... she doesn't need to know that on occasion, I do watch SS while SO is otherwise unavailable, as parents sometimes are...

(If SO hadn't told me BM was complaining, I probably wouldn't have minded agreeing to watch SS on Saturday mornings, to make things easier for SO as to not have to take time out Friday night to go drop him off...then Saturday having to deal with BM at pick up...but don't tell him that. )

Sure enough, she did ask one time while SO was at work, if she could drop off SS with me at 9am because she wanted to go do some errands and thought it would be easier not to have SS around.. .that way SS would already be at home when SO got off work... she tried to pass it off as how convenient she was making it for him, not to have to go pick SS up after work...

SO told her that I charge 15$ an hour on Saturdays to babysit }:)

Only $15 an hour? IF I was

Only $15 an hour? IF I was willing, I'd charge $100 an hour Period. Dot.

Not my fault 'Ho can't trust her almost 15yo to not snoop through things and steal. That's aaaaaaaall on her. She PP stole some of my things, DH told PP if he ever did it again, he would no longer be welcome in our home. DH would still see him EOWe, but PP would only be in our house if he was watched every minute.