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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:48pm

Let's play! I'll post some in the comments and we can respond to those and others can add some as well.

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:56pm

I DO love the silver foxes.

Sam Elliot makes me practically, well, you know Smile

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:54pm

Bill

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:01pm

LMAO.

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:03pm

Ha ha!

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:55pm

Hilary

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:57pm

ugly and rich! not that either one matters to me a hill of beans, but the stress of being poor can be incredibly difficult. i'd rather just be happy on the inside.

plus if you're rich, you can 'fix' ugly - if you are so inclined.

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:50pm

Would you rather live poorly in a 1st world country or live rich in a 3rd world country?

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:59pm

that's a given - if u've got enough cash, you can better afford all the luxuries of 1st world.

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:52pm

Would you rather have centipedes crawling all over you in a small space or be in a lake full of snakes.

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:59pm

And they are so fast... and big... I swear the ones that live in a house are bigger then an apartment. Not sure what it is... but I swear by it.

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Submitted by Maxwell09 on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:55pm

I grew up swimming in a lake at my Aunt's lake house and I know there were snakes I couldn't see so I'd prefer that one than feeling centipedes all over.

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:55pm

Would you rather have the best party night of your life- EPIC- and wake up with a HORRIBLE hangover or would you rather sit with BM for 15 minutes?

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:59pm

But it's one of those where you cry the next day and you feel like you are dead and you swear that you are never going to drink again and you dry heave for hours and you can't sleep and you don't feel like normal until 7pm.

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Submitted by Maxwell09 on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:59pm

Hangover for sure, they have drinks that cure those and the memories would be nice. 15minutes with BM is something wasted I can't get back or would want to reflect back on later.

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Submitted by notsobad on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:19pm

Party, sitting with BM for 15 mins I'd have to drink so I'd end up with the hangover anyway but none of the fun!

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Submitted by Glassslipper on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:47pm

WTF?
I would rather have centipedes crawling all over me in a small space WHILE in a lake full of snakes, and have sex with BOTH Donald and Clinton at the same time at the EPIC party with massive hangover with my 2 best friends, Sarah and Hilary
THAN spend 15 minutes alone with BM!
:sick:

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:58pm

Party -

I have already spent enough time with Medusa in courtrooms.

I will gladly take the world's worst hangover than deal with that see you next Tuesday.

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Submitted by Disneyfan on Sat, 10/15/2016 - 7:24am

BM

That chick loves to spill the tea, especially if she thinks it will hurt the, listener. The are a few things I still want answers to.

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 1:58pm

Would you rather have amazing sex with a kind of asshole SO or mediocre sex with a super nice SO?

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:59pm

amazing sex

I am a very sexual person, there is NO WAY I could live with mediocre sex.

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Submitted by notsobad on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 3:16pm

After reading the other blog, I'm thinking that amazing sex with a crazy person is what got most of the DHs in trouble in the first place! }:)

Sex for me isn't about the other person as much as it's about me. I'm in my head too much.

DH and I have had OMFG was that for real! sex and we've had Wait, are we done? sex.

It mostly has to do with how much effort we've put into not only the sex but the relationship. The sex is much better when we're happy, talking and feeling loved. It's not so great when we are just going through the motions because we're tired, cranky or just not feeling connected.

I guess my answer would be amazing sex with an ass because that would mean I'm more connected and in love with the ass.

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Submitted by justanothergurlNJ on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:11pm

LMAO!!!! I know right!

Dessert because you make a dessert from some alcohol. I've seen some pretty sweet drinks and I know someone here mentioned a Tres Leche liquor .

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Submitted by Merry on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 3:11pm

Did we run out of alcohol because we used it all in the dessert? Or drank it all while MAKING the dessert?

Now I want bourbon balls--my fav boozy dessert.

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:25pm

I don't think I am even going to have sex with DH tonight after even slightly considering who is worse... I feel so violated.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 3:24pm

Hey zero, you need to throw BioHo into the mix. At the age of 18, she'd already been with 30 partners. She's 39 now so I'm willing to bet she's been with more than 100!!

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Submitted by WalkOnBy on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 3:51pm

that's right, you are totally getting the Spock eyebrow right now.

What HAVEN'T you done, my dear???

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 3:59pm

What HAVEN'T I done?? Sheesh, a LOT of things!

Never have I ever:

*Pole danced
*Done drugs
*Done the deed in public
*Eliminated someone (although I had an offer to 'off' my abusive ex)

There are MANY things I have not done. But I used to write those stories and I was GOOD. }:)

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Submitted by robin333 on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 7:11pm

Back up. What thread about Penthouse porn stories? Darn that work interfering with sex talk on Stalk.

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Submitted by Cooooookies on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:27pm

Diarrhea.

I absolutely LOATHE throwing up. To a point I think I actually fear it. No idea why.

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:27pm

Would you rather be stopped mid orgasm )but it's your best one ever and it feels so good) by a skid knocking on your door looking for daaddddddyyyy or have an SO who can't give you an orgasm?

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Submitted by SM12 on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:29pm

The best "would you rather" question I ever heard was...

Would you rather watch 30 minutes of porn with your children (adult age children) sitting next to you OR
Watch 15 minutes of porn staring your parents???

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Submitted by SM12 on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 2:41pm

Oh WOW!!! How does a kid recover from seeing his parents homemade porn movies!!! UGHHH

There was a couple in our small town when I was growing up that decided to make their own porno. They made the mistake of telling friends about it. Somehow the tape got out and of course hundreds of copies were made and distributed to everyone. That was at least 35 years ago and to this day whenever I hear the couples name, I think of that tape. I must say, it kept me from ever sending any nude videos/ selfies in my single days. Just remembering how fast that tape spread through town was lesson enough for me.

As for the "would you rather"....I would stab my eyes out before I would do either.

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Submitted by notsobad on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 3:18pm

Imagine being Pam Andersons kids? And they are boys, what if they aren't as hung as their Dad? Way to kill your masculinity.

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 4:14pm

dh will make jokes about wishing for a pecker ttthhiiiiiiiisssssss big and i always tell him "oh dear God NO are you TRYING to kill me?"

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 4:42pm

Yes, there is!! Unlike BioHo, I do not need a telephone pole to fulfill my needs.

Besides, it's what my hubby DOES that makes it all so damn good. Sigh...

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 4:49pm

aniki, i wish the "recent comments" showed the poster's name. i would have known better than to take a swig of water when i clicked. now my monitor is wearing it, as is some paperwork in front of me.

Blum 3

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Submitted by notsobad on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 5:01pm

" the poor dear never received a bee jay in his life "

When I saw the Pam/Tommy video, that was one of my first thoughts! Then Pam tried and I thought God Bless Her for trying!

I dated a guy, briefly, and he was not as long as Tommy but son of a b he was wide! He had some girth going on! Sex was terrible and we didn't last long for that very reason.
Sex requires friction not plugging up!

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Submitted by GhostWhoCooksDinner on Fri, 10/14/2016 - 3:33pm

Good Lord! Reading this thread on a Friday afternoon when I'm the only one left at the office is too much! At least no one can hear me snorting!

These are horrible! LOL!

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Submitted by Acratopotes on Mon, 10/17/2016 - 3:48am

Rather have sex with Trump or Clinton?

now that Clinton - is it Hillary or Bill??

:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: neither of all families above