Good Moring ladies, it’s been awhile. I am trying very hard to just stay out of things that are not my concern, not disengaged but not totally there either. So I haven’t had much to vent about. I still lurk and comment here and there, but this weekend has gotten me to a place I need STALK.

Older SS9 is ALL his mother, he is bratty, self entitled, anti social, whiney, wimpy and glued to his ipad. And with the ipad comes face time. I f*&King hate face time. This might get long winded so I am going to outline with bullets my complaints with FACETIMING MOMMMMYYYYY! and OSS!

• Face timing Mommy while in MY room where he has been told 100000000 times he is NOT allowed looking under MY bed for my cats that are in witness protection when they are there. SO doesn’t want to tell him to get out of MY room because cuntastic will hear him. Hey fuck face I DO NOT care MY room is off limits it’s one of the many boundaries we agreed on!

• Face timing MOMMY because the stinky little shit doesn’t want to take a shower after being outside all day playing and sweating and running around. This only takes place when they are doing something HE wants to do, if the kids don’t want to play what he wants he stomps his feet, cry’s says he wants to go home and FACETIMES MOMMY!!!

• Sunday morning he is outside playing and comes barging in the house screaming and crying he got hurt, SO asks where everywhere, it hurts everywhere! (There was not a fucking scratch on this kid) and what do you think he does Stalker. Locks himself in the bathroom and FACETIEMES MOMMMMMMYYYYYY!

• Sunday afternoon watching the Giant game before we left for BD football game (she cheers). In his most annoying whiny voice. Why do we have to watch football? Why do you have to yell so loud? Why can’t we do XYZ or whatever he wanted to do, and when he didn’t get his way what does he do? if you guessed FACETIMED MOMMYYYY! YOU WIN.

• We go to my BD football game, SO took OSS over to the playground and YSS stays with me. He is 7 just started playing this year and loves football, baseball and is a natural athlete. Well SO and OSS come over by the game and within minutes OSS starts his whine, this is boring I want to go home I want to do this blah blah blah his behavior is starting to grate on SO’s last nerve. We all went in 1 car SO asks for the keys to my truck to take OSS back to our house. I looked at him right in front of Princessboy (sorry to the poster who calls her ss that I am so borrowing it lol) and said since when does a 9 year old run the roost. Well it got SOOOO bad that even YSS was getting annoyed with OSS so I gave SO the keys and said here I’ll call you when it’s almost over. SO gets home and OSS glues himself to that fucking ipad. SO ripped him a new one OSS just ignored the tongue lashing. Going forward STAY THE FUCK HOME WITH YOUR BRAT, YSS AND I WILL GO TO THE GAMES.

• Ok let me preface here. OSS has many food allergies so I always try to tweak my meals or substitute ingredients he can have. Because cuntastic is a paranoid idiot she has treated his food allergies like he has a terminal illness so now at 9 he is neurotic. I made roasted chicken, green beans and mashed potatoes. OSS can’t have sour cream and can only have certain butter/margarine. I set aside potatoes and have SO mash them with the coconut milk and safe butter for OSS. This way there NO chance of cross contamination. Well OSS comes in the kitchen as inspects his food and sees the butter and reads the ingredients and informs us he will NOT be eating the mashed potatoes. SO tellS him the butter is safe he has used it before AND MOMMMMYY uses it. “No she doesn’t” ok ladies daily double are you ready!! What does OSS do? FACETIMES MOMMY WHILE IN MY FRIDGE SHOWING HER THE BUTTER! LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER I WANT TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF THIS KID BY NOW. Well it seems cuntastic found another butter that is safe and taste better but didn’t tell SO. Great another dilemma put to rest!

• The last gem of the day. After we all got done eating they were outside playing while we were getting their stuff together and OSS again comes running in the house screaming because YSS got hurt on the scooter. SO and I go out and YSS has some road rash on his feet because he was riding the scooter in flip flops. (Something they were told NOT to do) anywho. SO picks up YSS brings him in the bathroom, and while SO is comforting him I am cleaning him up, and what do you think OSS does. FUCKING FACETIMES MOMMMYYYY. Look Mom this is what’s going on, showing her the road rash, now she is asking how it happened and why. Because you ladies all know the skids can get hurt on BM’s watch but NEVER on Dad’s watch. There is a piece of skin hanging off. A piece like a scrape NOT a chunk, SO wants to pull it off and what does OSS say. Don’t do that I’ll call my lawyer!!!WHAT THE FUCK!!! At this point in the day I was ready to pounce on that child. Now YSS is doing ok until princess wimp boy starts saying it looks like it hurts, that really hurts OMG YSS are you ok it must hurt and gets YSS all upset!

There were other mishaps and BS but these were the highlights. I had a great afternoon with YSS he is an awesome kid. SO wants to know why I don’t click or bond with OSS. Well because he is just like cuntastic. She is NOT someone I would ever be friends with.
FML I need a weekend to recover from my weekend.

I typed this in word and copied and pasted sorry if it is hard to read.

Ladies I need patience!! Here this child is seriously mentally fucked up. His mother has really mad a mess of this child. SO sees it he isn't in denial, but just doesn't know what to do. The kid is in therapy but I don't see where it's working. On the ride home SO says I love my son but I do not like him. There is no compromise, it his his way or no way. He is spoiled, he has no friends and is glued to his ipad. He looked me in the eyes and said he is his mother and it is why I am not with her.