The power of the female VS. the power of a male
I want to have a little fun with this. Ok so I think us as females have a power over men that they just cannot wield over us. Here are a few examples.
Me: * walks in front of video game removes bra*
DH: :jawdrop: "Oh hell yeah" pauses game immediately and carry's me to bedroom
VS.
DH: * walks in front of law in order on TV. Removes penis from pants and dances around*
Me: " are you f*ckin serious"? “Seriously move and stop lmao"
Scenario number 2
Me: *Bends over in thong*
DH: :jawdrop: *Closes bedroom door and forgets what he was talking about*
VS.
DH: *Bends over in G-string and smacks his butt*
Me: bahhhhhha "DH stop I'm trying to talk about something serious."
Senario 3
Me: *Rub my leg against DH's under the table and put his hand between my warm thighs. I whisper in his ear*
DH: *Agrees to whatever I say*
VS.
DH: *rubs his hairy leg against me and it itches. He puts my hand on his hard on. Whispers in my ear and burps*
ME: *Move his hand and smack him in the back of the head.*
DH does turn me on at times but I think my power far outweighs his.
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LMAO!!! True!!!
LMAO!!! True!!!
God... I wish my DH was that
God... I wish my DH was that easy....
Me three
Me three
LOL! Very true.
LOL! Very true.
. Removes penis from pants
. Removes penis from pants and dances around*
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And I have to ask. Why o why do men think this is a turn on!! Drives me crazy. Makes me laugh but never a turn on. lol
Lol! I'm very familiar with
Lol! I'm very familiar with that situation!
Men think their peni (?) are like trophies or something. :?
I read an article recently
I read an article recently that said men are much more interested in them than women are. I agree!
"Peni." ROFL!!
"Peni." ROFL!!
I don't know the plural for
I don't know the plural for penis...penises?
I would have bit it OFF for
I would have bit it OFF for doing that to me.
Haha....the penis dance!!! My
Haha....the penis dance!!! My SO likes to swing it in a circle. He calls it "the helicopter".....it makes me laugh but is def not a turn on!!!
It is incredibly rare to have
It is incredibly rare to have me utter the words "Beautiful Penis".
In fact I can tell you the last time I saw one.....Michael Fassbender's in Shame.
bahaha, I think I will utter
bahaha, I think I will utter the words "beautiful penis" next time I am talking dirty to DH and see how he reacts lol!!!
Wasn't there recently a
Wasn't there recently a discussion about pretty pussies? I guess if there's no one running around exclaiming praise for peni, then men have to get them out and wiggle them around. You know, so we get the chance to ooh and aah.
Men are turned on by sight
Men are turned on by sight and women by touch. But men figure women are turned on by sight too. Unfortunately, even if women WOULD be more turned on by sight, a woman's body is much more of a work of art than a man's.