1. Food on my plate at any time.
2. Magazines before I have had a chance to read them.
3. DVD Collection

1) My cupcake-I will every now and then buy fancy cupcakes from a bakery. If someone touches the snickerdoodle cupcake heads will roll.

2) My Fancy shampoo & conditioner-Sorry SD15 if you can't pay for silky hair for the price of $15 a bottle you are stuck using Dove.

3) Hood Egg Nog-the last glass. How do they get it so smooth?

4) The last of the cookies that I made. Sure they came out of a bag of mix but I did take the initiative to turn the oven on and wait like a kid on Christmas for them to be done.

stapler.

1) My iPad
2) My frozen gummy bears

Most of these relate to FDH offering up the use of my stuff to SD - something he is working on. He's improved, but, still has a way to go. And SD has to ask before she can use anything that doesn't belong to her in the house that isn't community property, but, these are the big ones.

1. Hair products (I'm with HappyCow on this one). SD and I both have curly hair, but, SD can't be bothered to learn how to take care of her hair, so, why should she use my expensive hair products? I share them with FDH and that's it. She can get the cheapo products from Target or bring whatever GUBM has bought for her, especially since the last time I shared hair products with her, she took them home with her -_-

2. Clothes and shoes. Just because we happen to wear similar sized clothing and shoes does not mean that her wardrobe is magically increased when she comes to our house. I don't care if I don't regularly wear most of my stuff that she would like anymore because I work in an office and have a dress code to follow. They don't belong to anyone but me and, even if she were to ask, the answer would still be no. The only time she can use any of them is if I'm doing a clothing/shoe purge and I offer the items to her. Then they're hers to keep.

3. Desk. I don't care if my cat is on my desk, or if he is knocking things around, that's no excuse to touch my desk or the things on there. Respect my things the way I respect your things.

4. The door to our bedroom unless she is invited to go/come inside. This has proven to be a challenge for SD still for some reason. She just wanders in and out of it as she pleases, especially if she sees my cat in there - and no, not her cat, MY cat. Because my cat is awesome and snuggly, unlike her cat who is skittish and hates the world because SD was five when they got her and she tortured the poor thing relentlessly for years.

Mostly any of my stuff.

But.....This will be to MSD:

1. my underwear

2. my razor

3. my makeup

4. that Hershey's bar that I held on to ALL week and now you come over and it's gone

5. my bath towel

6. my bed... especially when my DH/your dad is in it....creeeeepppyyy!

I had to laugh at the "don't touch my plate" comments. Funny story....

When my family goes out to eat, we will usually get a taste of food off of someones plate if they have different food. (Just family!)

So the first time we all went and took DH, the waiter put everyones plate down and we all stared to see if we wanted to taste anyone elses food before we started on our own food.......I looked over and noticed that DH (then just a BF) was slowly wrapping his forearms around his plate. He was guarding his plate!! LMBO!!

I started laughing and he was just wide eyed at what he considered to be an awful offense!! lol. He said that he was raised in a house with 7 children and two adults. You had to almost fight for food. I assured him that we would not take his food.

He has loosened up a bit and actually joins in now. lol

1. My work security pass (The fishreel thingee on it is NOT a toy!)

2. My cell phone charger (You lost yours? Too bad, so sad. You can't have mine!)

3. The Windows setting on my computer. (If you so much as move an icon on my desktop I KILL YOU!!!)

4. Anything in the kitchen while I am cooking. (*Chop* *chop* *Chop* "Oops! Was that your finger?")

Ugh anything that isn't a toy... for example, my kids/skids have so many freaking toys, yet they will "play" with things like exercise equipment (exercise ball, weights etc.), tools, office supplies, first aid supplies THEY ARE NOT TOYS THEY HAVE A PURPOSE AND WHEN I NEED THEM AND CANT FIND THEM IT DRIVES ME INSANE!

-phone
-laptop
-hair straightener
-personal products (make up, razor, hair brush)

UGH!

My BS16 touches everything. It is so damn annoying I have given up on fighting about it. These are the things he takes on a daily basis.

My hairbrush.
My Vaseline.
My shampoo & conditioner.
My lotion.
My socks.
My toothpaste.

But what I would absolutely rip his face off over is my Origins Ginger Burst body bath. It is EXPENSIVE and he LOVES it, so I have had to hide it because he uses it as if it was Suave body wash for .99! He says it smells like the ocean. Freaking metro-sexual teenage brat!

Fur baby?! I love it lol! I have 2 of them!

I've got to add something!

DON'T TOUCH MY IPHONE OR IPAD!!! My SS7 constantly wants to play on my phone/ipad because BM lets him do play games on her phone. NOT HAPPENING IN MY HOUSE! Those things cost a frigging fortune and I'm not letting a child touch them!! Get your own toys!

The rule in our house is "If it's not yours, don't touch it!" Skids seem to think that anything and everything is up for grabs. No matter where they are in the house, if they find something they think is cool, they hide it in their rooms. They are starting to learn not to lay a hand on my things, though. Pick up something of mine without asking, and you might lose an arm.

Do NOT touch my
1) camera EVER! It was the last Christmas gift I got from my dad and my hobbie
2) my chocolate mint Milano cookies from pepperidge farm

1. Wife
2. Insulin pump
3. Friends
4. Family
5 Bliss

Other than that, touch away and take your chances.

My kids
My candy
My make up
My blow dryer
My straightening iron