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FREE

PASS!!
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The above free pass entitles the bearer to treat others as they have been treated.

The amount of "Shi+" that can be handed to others is determined by several factors:

a) Length of time you have been "receiving" shi+. (Take time length, add targets age, multiply by how irritating they are, and for this pass only: Add an additional 10% FREE!)

b) If your target has had assistance in giving you shi+ over the years, you are automatically allowed 3 (Free!!!) vile insults: guaranteed to take their breath away. Freebies listed below.

1) Damn... I really wish your father had worn a condom.
2) Lemme guess. Your mom didn't take it up the a$$ and wouldn't swallow right?
3) Are your boobs growing again?? Oh wait no... you're just getting your mothers double
chin, my bad.

c) If law enforcement or state agencies have been involved with the shi+ your targets have been giving you. You are absolutely entitled (Free!) to sign them up for every single internet porn and diet spam mailer and as an additional bonus this week only: you are allowed to remove their phone numbers from the national do not call list: allowing the 2 million telemarketers in this country ONE (1) person to call!