O.T/ Awkward conversation with my grandmother
My grandmother came by to drop me off some oven baked mac and cheese sprinkled in bacon (heaven). I was trying to enjoy my pregnant woman's delight when Grammy thought it was time to share her birth story.
Some things you cannot UN hear. “Honey bunches I hope your experience giving birth will be a smooth one. When I gave birth to your mom it was very painful. But when I gave birth to your aunt it was an orgasmic experience. You know some women have orgasms when giving birth? It’s not a gross thing or sexual. It feels a good as sex orgasms but it’s not sexual. There are techniques you can do to try and have an orgasmic birth but back then I didn't know that and never heard of it just happened. Your mother went through a lot of pain with you. I just wish for you that you will have a pleasurable birth.
I thanked her for the information and we just sat in awkward silence for a while. I know it’s not a gross topic but it’s really not something I feel comfortable discussing with my grandmother. I kind of feel like I would be embarrassed to be having orgasms while giving birth. IDK
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Bwahahaha, your grandma just
Bwahahaha, your grandma just truly brought you into the old girls club. She sees you as a grown woman, not just her granddaughter. You need to return the favor and allow yourself to see her as more than just your grandma.
HAHA! I like your grandma!
HAHA! I like your grandma!
LOL!! Thanks, now I have
LOL!! Thanks, now I have orgasmic births stuck in my head! Too bad mine were c-sections
Bacon encrusted mac & cheese,
Bacon encrusted mac & cheese, mmmmm I know what I fixing for lunch.
Orgasm... No... Don't
Orgasm... No... Don't remember that.
Crate of dynamite exploding between my legs? Yes. Yes. That was it...
LMAO I'm picturing Betty
LMAO
I'm picturing Betty White as your grandma.
Then, you have kids, and the
Then, you have kids, and the closest you get to an orgasm is a sneeze
Nope - orgasm once you have
Nope - orgasm once you have kids is when you finally pack the little darlings off to bed and get to drink a cup of tea in peace!!!