Hello, Im Mary Naive reporting to you with breaking news.

Disaster as we have never known before has befallen our country tonight. Hold your loved ones closer and if you are home, please do not be tempted to go into the roads. Emergency first responders ask for people to stay home at this time.

Tonight will go down into the history books as The Great Collapse of Americas transportation system as every bridge in North America has fallen. Many lives have been lost and frantic efforts are being made to save the injured.

Another troublesome side effect of this horrendous collapse are the displaced Trolls that have swarmed out in unprecident numbers wrecking havoc on cities and website forums everywhere.

Scientists began to speculate something may be wrong with our bridge structures weeks ago when a higher number of Trolls began to creep out from their obscurity to bother unsuspecting pedestrians and internet users. Sadly tonight our deepest fears have been confirmed.