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One more in the Trailer door!

loveblinded1's picture

Yup. Its official. My stepson is moving in.

Arnette said she caint handle him and Looloo both and her momma says she is done after they tried to take him shopping for real fancy clothes and he attempted to steal from the Target.

So Chevy is coming to stay with us for a spell.

I ain't too pleases with this. Im 33 weeks pregnant so that's got to be sevral months. Don't have my calculater at the moment.

Chevy ain't the werst kid but not the best neither. I don't know how im gonna deal w this. This boy is nine and has hands stickier than a Thai massage parlor girl and twice as dirty

I wish Cleetus conversationed with me first

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BelleTolls's picture

Don't worry, if he's nine he'll be married off to another cousin yonder here pretty soon. Just a matter of a couple years.

Make sure you keep your Skoal locked up tho.

loveblinded1's picture

Are you CRAZY??? It will be ages before Chevy gets married. At LEAST six years !!!! :jawdrop:

But that little shithead did get into my Skoal once.

Once he even got into Cleetus Viagra! :O I tell you what, after that incident Mildreds shitzoo don't come NEAR the place when Chevy is around.

BelleTolls's picture

Well, Chevy's ONLY your step kid. Maybe if y'all wait long enough he can be marriet off to the youngun you got baking right now. }:)

loveblinded1's picture

Uncle Poodle is gay?

Just great. Cleetus has even more essplaning to do!

All those fishing trips and the many camping trips to Brokeback Mountain....

realitycheckmom's picture

She is baking Cleetus jr. LOL I think even Loveblinded would not allow a half sibling marriage. (I hope she wouldn't anyway)

Perhaps she could see if anyone in the trailer park would like a child and then Chevy could stay with them until they get fed up with him.

loveblinded1's picture

I accept. Baby Jesus of the lambs says to give the other cheek. And I DO love giving a good moon.

3LittleDragonflies's picture

He's 9? I'm sure you could get Cleetus to sign off when he's 14. Find some desperate 18 year old who thinks she'll never find a man that'll marry her, and don't introduce them until they have signed that there certificate.

that's how we got my ex roommate hitched. I kid you not, she was so big that when she walked through the living room, the furniture moved toward her an inch! i used to joke with our friends that she had one of them graveetashunal fields.

3LittleDragonflies's picture

You mean there is more than just Betty Sue?? I thought she'd be the only one. I wonder what would happen if we put them next to each other? Would they begin to orbit??? :O

loveblinded1's picture

Im sending Chuck up to surprise them both next trip to BrokeBack

Shaman29's picture

Then you should also warn them there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. I hope they're on that list!

loveblinded1's picture

Well..he did lock himself in the bedroom with a bottle of lotion and a vhs of Night Rider.

realitycheckmom's picture

I think it was the car and not the Hoff.

True story, I went out on a blind date with a guy right after my divorce and he told me one of his dreams was to own a car that was a replica of the Knight Rider car and he wanted it to talk. I said FANTASTIC and never called him again!

Shaman29's picture

How many times do we have to tell them??

Never. Ever. Reveal your inner nerd on the first date. That includes your hard on for Kitt. Your collection of Star Wars or Star Trek action figures. Your super awesome Boba Fett costume you wore to Comic-Con. Or the Star Trek Captains Chair you bought at auction and now want to lose your virginity in at the age of 47.

Besides, the Hoff and Kitt are no Chuck Norris. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris in the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

realitycheckmom's picture

I know he was a funny man, definately sheltered and his momma wanted him to marry a Jew to keep the tribe pure. He really said it that way and I was like really then why are you here with me? My line is NOT pure matriarchly so I wouldn't have passed his momma's purity test.