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Let's have some fun - Interrogatory Questions

sixteensmom's picture

Submitted by sixteensmom on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 3:10pm

What are some of the best interrogatory questions you've ever seen/heard ?

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Shaman29's picture

Submitted by Shaman29 on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 3:38pm

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahaha.

I don't know. It's one of six men.....we're waiting on the DNA results.

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Submitted by Shaman29 on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 3:37pm

Why are you making the spaghetti that way?

Because that's the way you hate it and I want you to go hungry.

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Submitted by bearcub25 on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 3:39pm

'where does daddy sleep' asked by then SD4, pumping me for bm to see if dso lived with me.
'that's none of your business, you are 4'

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 3:46pm

"What FUN will we be having?" When trying to "decide" whether or not to come to an entitlement training session, errr I mean "visitation."

Guilty Dad response: Well, hooooneeeeeey we'll trryyyyyy to go to the maaalllllll. . ."

My response (thinking): "We have dishes to wash, laundry to do, yard work. . ."

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 3:49pm

"Why can't we go to Mick and Donals for chicken mcnuggets?" (seven year old babytalk)
Guilty Daddy: "well hoooonneeeeeeey because we don't have much money right now to spend. . ."

My response (thinking) Because I SAID so.

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Submitted by sandy1234 on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 2:29am

Awesome. I hate reading that shit on here. Kids have a bed for a reason. They don't share a room with your spouse.

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Submitted by misSTEP on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 3:52pm

"What kind of car IS this??? What year??" Asked by SS15 who had already ridden in my new sports car and didn't seem interested at all in what it was OR what year it was the FIRST time.

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 3:53pm

"Can I borrow 20 bucks?" (from OSS15)

answer "'Borrow', eh? and just how would you plan on paying it back?"

"Where's Daddy?"

answer "He went to shit and a hog ate 'im"

KIDDING on that one!!! *sigh* that would be a wasted response- it'd go way over his head

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Submitted by LaMareOssa on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 4:02pm

SD11, 4 at the time: Daddddyyyy..Why are you marrying HER? Why don't you marry MOMMMYYYYY!!?

DH: Because I love LaMare.

SD: But MOMMMMYYYYY loves YOUUUU DADDY! You need to marry MY MOMMYYYY!

DH: No, SD.

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Submitted by LaMareOssa on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 4:06pm

The "What's going on" is common around here when SD11 hears DH and I laughing. Or we get the "What?!" When we're laughing..in a tone that screams "DON'T LAUGH AROUND ME/WITH LAMARE/ONLY LAUGH WITH ME" :sick:

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 4:07pm

"What's THIS for?"

Holding up some item from the house that SD had rooted through without asking.

My skids seldom ASKED anything, they just used IMPERATIVE statements and TOLD guilty daddy what to do, how high to jump etc. When they tried that on me, I put them in their place (out of earshot of honey boo boo daddykins of course)

Most of their sentences started with "I'm gonna" or "I wanna"

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Submitted by Starla on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 5:40pm

SD asks "why do I have to change my pad before its full?"

I shook my head and said "ask your dad..." :sick:

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Submitted by BSgoinon on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 5:51pm

SS: **knocks on our bedroom door** Dad wanna play catch?
DH: Not right now buddy, give me 20 minutes
SS: why not now
DH: because I'm gonna hang out with BSGoin for a little while first
ME: Make it 5 minutes, he will never last 20
SS: HUH????

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Submitted by chokinonlemons2u on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 8:43pm

I swear as I read this my son started nagging me.

"Mom what are you allergic to? What are you allergic to? What are you allergic to?"

Me,"Questions."

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Submitted by Lalena75 on Wed, 07/17/2013 - 8:59pm

"Why can't we xyz I want to abc?"
"Because it's a momaracy not a democracy."
I use this on my own bios they usually say it before I do when the skids ask why when I say no.

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Submitted by loveblinded1 on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 2:42am

Momma, why do you have more hair on your chin than Daddy?

Burns my ass every time they ask that in public!

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Submitted by MrsDaisaku on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 6:00am

'My Mommy does it this way...', 'My Mommy doesn't let us...', 'My Mommy say's...', 'My Mommy has this...'

DH to sd's 'Well this isn't Mommy's house, this is Daddy's house.'

Not much they can say to that

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Submitted by GhostWhoCooksDinner on Thu, 07/18/2013 - 11:50am

SS14 (when he was 12)- When I'm 13, will I be a teenager?
SS14 (a few months ago)- So, when your feet on the ottoman, does that mean they're higher than the floor?
SS14 (about a week ago)- WHy don't you trust me? I haven't lied in two days!

Sigh................