Building off another post today (Lists of things showing they never moved on)

Let’s start another entertaining string!

List some of the craziest/ Wackiest things the BM (or for those with off the deep end ex husbands) have done!)

I’ll start.

1) BM found out through a friend of DH’s that he was dating me. She called him up demanding he turn over to her:
-A copy of my driver’s license
-A copy of my SS card
-My address and phone numbers (home, work, cell) for the previous five years.
-She was adamant this was all needed, and she was entitled to it due to their CO, to perform a background check on me since I was around HER kids.
DH and I had gone out to dinner twice when she made this demand. I had never met the kids. He had not met my kids. No, she did not get any information. Not even my first name. This is when she went out, forged his name on a car loan and bought herself a new car on his dime. I still do not know how she avoided prosecution since DH signed all the forms stating the application was forged, that he did not purchase the car and did not agree to be her cosigner. The car was repossessed (took a lot to get that off his credit).

2) When DH and I hit six months of dating, we introduced each other to our kids and introduced our kids to each other. BM found out and filed paperwork with the courts. Yes, she tried to have him found in contempt for custodial interference: for not seeking and obtaining her permission to introduce HER children to me. Her petition to the court was denied on filing. DH found a copy of the denied filing, years later, when he went to the court house to look up specific wording on a judgment.

3) DH and I had been dating for some time when her next phase started. SD(now)18 was recruited to be her helper. At odd times, but always at the start of a skid week, or right after the skids left and returned to their BM’s house, random women’s clothing would be found around DH’s house. DH found underwear, bras, sweaters and even a pair of shoes. He knew they weren’t mine or his daughters. So he threw them out. BM’s plan apparently was for me to find her clothes in DH’s house, believe him being unfaithful and cause us to break up. When this failed, she told SD to bring her clothes back and was pissed off when she found out DH threw them out. Stating he had no right to throw her property away and threatened to take him to small claims court to make him pay for said items. (She never filed)

4) DH and I become engaged. BM becomes enraged.
She filed for a change in custody, based off “significant change in circumstance”. So right before the wedding we got to go to court. And listen to the judge tell her that her EX HUSBAND getting married did NOT make him an unfit father and custody would not be changing. (DH was awarded attorneys fees). While waiting for this court date: she attempted to move back INTO DH’s house to ensure I was not spending the night at the house. When DH refused to allow her to move in (DUH) she attempted an emergency hearing.
Original divorce decree stated she had six months to move out of the house. She moved out in six weeks. To her way of thinking she still had 4.5 months she was allowed to live there. Her emergency hearing was denied.

5) The day after DH and I got married, she filed paperwork for a CS increase based off my income. My attorney mailed hers a copy of the Florida Statute that clearly states step parents are not liable for any form of child support and her attorney dropped the case.

6) Using the skids cell phones, on my plan, to call her internet boyfriend… for 52 hours in one months time. Then called DH screaming when I killed long distance on the skids phones.

7) When DH sold his house, sent him a certified letter that he owed her “half” the profits and if they weren’t paid within 30 days she would sue. She wasn’t paid, she sued and lost as the house was solely in his name.

Demanded “I” buy sd18 a car when she turned 16 “You can afford it, you have to do it.” (Note: my kids paid for their own cars… this did not happen)

9) Attempted to forbid my disengagement with the skids.

10) Threatened to take DH to court for CO contempt because I cancelled the skids cell phones. And the CO said reasonable access by phone. Mind you, she was talking to DH on the house phone when she made this threat.

11) Accused me of abuse for refusing to wash the skids clothes.

12) Had the skids steal my house key and let herself and the skids in while I was at work to do their laundry. While in the house she went through my closet and dresser, was trying on my clothes and even had a good look through my jewelry box. I walked in on her and she ran with the kids when I dialed 911 to report a break in. She did steal the kids cell phones off my dresser.

13) Broke the restraining order 6 times ( I think, it might be more). Resulting in multiple raccoon eye mug shots.

14) Called my electric company and phone company, impersonating me, and had the electric and phone shut off at my house.

15) Called DCFS and reported that we had the skids in the house, and had no electric

16) Called the cops for a welfare check of the skids, that she was allowed reasonable access by phone… and our phone was shut off.

17) Called the department of revenue, impersonating me, and told them my employer was cheating on tax payments.

Reading back on this list: DH better be damn glad I didn't run for the hills!