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Aniki-Moderator's picture

BioHo has been calling DH for several days now. He hasn't answered and she has not 1) left a voice mail, or b) texted about wth she wants. DH does not respond to missed calls unless they're me, one of the skids, or work/doctor related. 

Cue 'Ho using a SS19's phone. DH puts all calls on speakerphone. Every single one. *diablo*
If you've forgotten, DH has a potty mouth - courtesy of the Marine Corps - and no patience with 'Ho. And I find it absolutely hilarious!

DH: Hey, buddy!
Ho: ~giggling~ It's me!
DH: What the f*ck do YOU want?!
Ho: You never called me back!
DH: You never left a f*cking message or sent a f*cking text. What the f*ck do you want or I'm hanging up.
Ho: You owe me $500. (here we go...)
DH: I don't owe you jack sh*t.
Ho: Yuh-huh, you do!!! For SD25.
DH: I gave SD25 money for the wedding. 
Ho: Not for the wedding. For their GIFT!!!!!
DH: We already have a gift.
Ho: From US, silly! You and me!
DH: You must be drunk. There's no us and no damn gift from you and me. 
Ho: Yuh-huh! We're getting them a limo!!!!
DH: YOU'RE getting them a limo. Nothing to do with me.
Ho: You have to pay half!
DH: Yeah, you're drunk.
Ho: ~giggling~ Maybe a lil bit! But it's a thousand and you owe me half.
DH: I don't owe you one f*cking cent. You want them to have a limo, you pay for it.
Ho: You m*&#f..
DH: ~click~

So DH has his one f*cking cent and 'Ho has zer-ho cents from him. Is it wrong I found that sexy? *dirol*

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tog redux's picture

Maybe he should tell his kids to text first and say they are calling shortly so he knows it's them. 

Aniki-Moderator's picture

DH wouldn't go for that. SS19 often calls DH multiple times a day. Especially now when he's working on a car. SD28 and SS22 are not speaking to 'Ho and SD25 guards her phone like the crown jewels.

Admittedly, it's soooooo entertaining to listen to him!

Ispofacto's picture

DH: Hey, buddy!
Ho: ~giggling~ It's me!
DH: click

Aniki-Moderator's picture

That day is coming soon, IMO. There IS a possibility it's legit because SS19 still lives in the 'Ho House. If it was important, she'd leave a freakin' message.

NotYourAverageStepMama's picture

I think the texting him before calling is a great idea. Since all the kids are over 18, or I think they are? Why doesn't your DH just block bio ho's number?

Aniki-Moderator's picture

DH won't do it (see my reply above). 

SS19 still lives in the 'Ho House. If he's sick or hurt or needs DH, 'Ho is the primary ICE contact.

NotYourAverageStepMama's picture

So I see his tactic then, he doesn't answer if there's no voicemail or text because if it was an emergency you would leave a voicemail or text. I like the idea then of the kids texting dh before or they shouldn't let BM use their phone! My dad used to text me "cm" so I knew to call him when I had a chance, so it doesn't need to be more than two letters to signify it is his children actually calling!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

I hear you, but DH won't do that. SS19 is on 'Ho's phone plan AND she still tracks him. She takes his phone whenever she wants. *wacko*

NotYourAverageStepMama's picture

Talk about control freak, but we already knew that!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

In a way, I understand because he did steal her car before he was old enough to drive! OTH, it boils down to a narc who sees her children as extensions of herself. And she needs to control her extensions!

ndc's picture

'Ho is nuts (but you knew that).  Who just assumes that someone else will shell out $500 for a limo because she wants him to?  Lunacy.

I love the way your DH handles 'Ho.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Alcohol killing her brain cells! I'm curious if that limo actually costs 1K or if 'Ho tacked on a fee for herself. 

He's come a long way from the man who caved to her every demand because she withheld the kids and he didn't have a dime to fight her.

shamds's picture

Manipulative pawns. Eventually he realised it wasn't healthy and when she disappeared with the 2 daughters who were 7 & 17, hubby just didn't have it in him to fight anymore. With her police dad and brothers threatening to kill my husband by shooting and stabbing, skids were too far gone to save.

It took him a while but he realised the best revenge was to live his life and realise hcgubm ho bitch didn't hold him by the balls anymore. She spent aftermath of divorce playing the whole poor single mum card whilst secretly having an affair with her then married ex high school sweetheart. Then bragging how in demand a woman she was she could get any man with the snap of her fingers. Thats what we call a ho bitch with no standards and desperate for another dumb sucker

she bragged to my husbands sisters and coworkers friends how my husband was old, unattractive and nobody wanted him and he would die a lonely old man.

oh the shock when she heard he had a new hot much younger caucasian woman and she flipped out calling me a half naked christian hoe despite her being a serial cheater. She called hubbys eldest sister with all this nonsense she got off people who never met me or knew me and it was just petty crazy rants from a bitter exwife who was finally getting her comeuppance.

sucks to be exwife who spent all that time putting her kids and herself on a pedestal and seeing me and hubby have 2 gorgeous lovely kids together. Karma's a bitch!!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Karma IS a beeyotch, shamds! Funny that as the skids get older, they spend more time with DH and less with 'Ho. Hmmmm...

CLove's picture

Well that takes a bit o liquid courage to ask your Dh for money he never agreed to for something he never agreed to, "from US".

Quite a bit.

Sounds like something Toxic Troll used to try. Braces for Feral Forger SD22 comes to mind.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

AlcoHOl and she's nukkin futz!

'Ho expected DH to give her cash for the SSs' braces. Turned out she was inflating the amount so he would be paying for her dental fix. Ha! Very glad he contacted the office about it - he'd have found out when the insurance EOBs arrived - and told them he was only responsible for the boys. 

thinkthrice's picture

Girhippo did something similar.   At the time Chef "trusted" her.

Bad

CajunMom's picture

I love him! 

"You must be drunk." LMAO

caninelover's picture

I just can't believe it.  BioHo really works up some nerve once she gets some liquor in her.  Just wow.  Your DH is awesome LOL.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

'Ho has that nerve before the booze. Maybe she thinks being liquored up makes her charming??

Birchclimber's picture

OMG!!!  I haven't laughed this hard in weeks!!!  Love the way he handled the ...umm....*cough* ...situation!!!???

Completely hilarious.  Thanks for sharing this  and keep us posted!

SeeYouNever's picture

I'm here shaking my head, ho is unbelievable.

It's almost embarrassing to admit that the way I got my DH to establish boundaries with BM was to call him a pu$$y when he gave in to bm's stupid demands like this. It worked and you better believe every time he stands up to her he gets rewarded! These guys listen when you speak their language!

 

Stepdrama2020's picture

Bioho   seriously is nutso magnified.

BUT also entertainment.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

The entertainment value is why I don't have her blocked on my phone. Just in case...  *dirol*

shamds's picture

Love that your husband has those firm boundaries and there is no us and us getting a joint present. You are a nobody and stranger whom dh doesn't need to deal with except regarding minor kids

Aniki-Moderator's picture

DH says the joint present is from Mr & Mrs Aniki. If 'Ho wants a joint present, Pinhead can pay into it.

shamds's picture

Weddings will go. My husband has spent 13.5 yrs never meeting or seeing exwife since the day divorce was finalised.

he'd like to leave this world never seeing her another moment. Knowing bio mum, she would rather create a scene and ruin her kids wedding and blame it on my husband. I just don't see them being civil and knowjng my husband, he'd want me and our kids there as a distraction but I won't torture my or our 2 little kids with skids or bio mums presence

their whole family are a bunch of nutjobs engaging in regular black magic to harm people, breaking into peoples homes leaving dead cats, candles and knives. No way could any of my skids be sane when they come from that shallow polluted gene pool of nutjobs and excuse bio mum and her families behaviour.

i'm staying the fuc* away from them and so are our 2 kids