OT - Friday Fun
This has been a looooooong week. Short spurts of sleep between episodes of insomnia and it feels like 10 days worth of Mondays. Yikes! So to negate this endless Monday feeling, let's have some fun. The recent influx of spam/trolls (trams? spolls?) has me saying a few choice words. But there are much more colorful words to use to describe them.
I introduce the Shakespeare Insult Kit!
To create a Shakespearean insult...
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou".
Column 1:
- artless
- bawdy
- beslubbering
- bootless
- churlish
- cockered
- clouted
- craven
- currish
- dankish
- dissembling
- droning
- errant
- fawning
- fobbing
- froward
- frothy
- gleeking
- goatish
- gorbellied
- impertinnt
- infectious
- jarring
- loggerheaded
- lumpish
- mammering
- mangles
- mewling
- paunchy
- pribbling
- puking
- puny
- qualling
- rank
- reeky
- roguish
- ruttish
- saucy
- spleeny
- spongy
- surly
- tottering
- unmuzzled
- vain
- venomed
- villainous
- warped
- wayward
- weedy
- yeasty
Column 2:
- base-court
- bat-fowling
- beef-witted
- beetle-headed
- boil-brained
- clapper-clawed
- clay-brained
- common-kissing
- crook-pated
- dismal-dreaming
- dizzy-eyed
- doghearted
- dread-bolted
- earth-vexing
- elf-skinned
- fat-kidneyed
- fen-sucked
- flap-mouthed
- fly-bitten
- folly-fallen
- fool-born
- full-gorged
- guts-griping
- half-faced
- hasty-witted
- hedge-born
- hell-hated
- idle-headed
- ill-breeding
- ill-nutured
- knotty-pated
- milk-livered
- motley-minded
- onion-eyed
- plume-plucked
- pottle-deep
- pox-marked
- reeling-ripe
- rough-hewn
- rude-growing
- rump-fed
- shard-borne
- sheep-biting
- spur-galled
- swag-bellied
- tardy-gaited
- tickle-brained
- toad-spotted
- unchin-snouted
- weather-bitten
Column 3:
- apple-john
- baggage
- barnacle
- bladder
- boar-pig
- bugbear
- bum-bailey
- canker-blossom
- clack-dish
- clotpole
- coxcomb
- codpiece
- death-token
- dewberry
- flap-dragon
- flax-wench
- flirt-gill
- foot-licker
- fustilarian
- giglet
- gudgeon
- haggard
- harpy
- hedge-pig
- horn-beast
- hugger-mugger
- joithead
- lewdster
- lout
- maggot-pie
- malt-worm
- mammet
- measle
- minnow
- miscreant
- moldwarp
- mumble-news
- nut-hook
- pigeon-egg
- pignut
- puttock
- pumpion
- ratsbane
- scut
- skainsmate
- strumpet
- varlot
- vassal
- whey-faced
- wagtail
Thou reeky, fen-sucked clotpole(s): BE GONE!!!
Oh, and Eff Off to trams and spolls.
Wishing you a stress-free and enjoyable weekend!
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Eff off to projects
Eff off to working with others on projects. Eff off to HR being useless at data.
Thou mewling pox-marked harpy
TASM, I read your
TASM, I read your Shakespearan insult while drinking coffee and spat in right back in the cup, laughing!
We aim to please
Glad you enjoyed it. I took my time picking the insults.
Eff off to doggie epilepsy
Its a cruel thing my poor puppy has. He is just but 2 years old but his prognosis is not looking good. It very severe epilepsy and the next round of seizures we may not be able to stop. He is such a sweet goofy pupper....and I know sooner than later we will need to free him from this.
Thou unmuzzled guts-griping lout
I'm so sorry, halo. Terrible
I'm so sorry, halo. Terrible to see innocent furbabies suffer. {{{hugs}}}
So sorry
Are you sure that your puppy is suffering through the seizures? My experience (different I know coz involves 2 legged people) with YSS and seizures was that he didn't know what was happening when he had a seizure. He'd wake afterwards tired but otherwise with no knowledge of what had happened unless he'd fallen. Once he'd had a nap he was right as rain. Anyone who saw the seizure, on the other hand, was traumatized because they were so violent.
Don't know how this works in dogs.
Our problem is he is having clustered grand mal seizures
the last round was brutal. He was in seizures for over 2 hours even with medical intervention. He is on three different anti-seizure medicines and two emergency meds. At some point...the seizures will be so severe either his heart will give out...or we will be unable to stop the cluster. We are running out of options for meds and interventions....in the last month he has been in the doggie ER twice. With canine epilepsy....the seizures do not tend to get better over time only worse. So..its is most certainly a matter of time before we are unable to have any sort of control. My doggies breed also tend to have prone to seizures.
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Welcome and congrats Aniki as a moderator
Well done
Thank you! *biggrin*
Thank you! *biggrin*
Wonky Week
2 days with husbands "Friend" this past week, and 3 weeks with SD15 who was ALSO on her period and then lastly the woman doing my nails be-moaning a recent pedicure walkout. WHO walks out on a pedicure???
beslubbering, ill-breeding, canker-blossoms do...
Ish. CLove, it's been a
Ish. CLove, it's been a bugger of a work week so I'm indulging in dessert tonight: a slice of cheesecake and glass of wine.