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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 11:53am

It's Hump Day and I'm stuck in a 2 hour zoom *dash1*  sooooo.... let's have a little fun!

My Spirit Guide Could Very Well Be A/An...

(Link to calculate your rising and moon signs, if you do not know them: https://www.astrosofa.com/horoscope/ascendant)

RISING SIGN

  • Aries: scantily clad
  • Taurus: jewel-encrusted
  • Gemini: amorphous
  • Cancer: many-tentacled
  • Leo: golden-eyed
  • Virgo: delicate-featured
  • Libra: osciillating
  • Scorpio: skeletal
  • Sagittarius: rampaging
  • Capricorn: frost-kissed
  • Aquarius: starlight-shrouded
  • Pisces: iridescent

SUN SIGN

  • Aries: battle angel
  • Taurus: fertility god/goddess
  • Gemini: figment of my imagination
  • Cancer: sea witch
  • Leo: fairy beast
  • Virgo: ancestor
  • Libra: being of light
  • Scorpio: Atlantean
  • Sagittarius: phoenix
  • Capricorn: crystal dragon
  • Aquarius: alien
  • Pisces: creature of the deep

MOON SIGN

  • Aries: burning with righteousness
  • Taurus: radiating calm and comfort
  • Gemini: willing to try anything twice
  • Cancer: expensive with loving grace
  • Leo: blazing with well-earned pride
  • Virgo: rich in arcane mysteries
  • Libra: unfazed by my eccentricities
  • Scorpio: quick to cut deeply into fears
  • Sagittarius: radiant with passions unbound
  • Capricorn: working toward perfection
  • Aquarius: wise with interdimensional genius
  • Pisces: forever half in dreams

Comments

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 11:54am

My spirit guide could very well be a rampaging creature of the deep unfazed by my eccentricities.

Yahoo

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Submitted by tog redux on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 12:36pm

OK, I don't believe this stuff, but it's fun anyway - mine is a many-tentacled being of light blazing with well-earned pride.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 12:43pm

Tog, I don't believe it either, but found it amusing. You octopus, you! LOL

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Submitted by MissK03 on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 12:49pm

LOL.. pretty accurate: scantily clad battle angel burning with righteous. 

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 2:16pm

MissK03, why do I feel like you're busting out all over, with one skimpy strap hanging around your bicep and you're proud of the fact that your, er, skivvies are the equivalent of dental floss and a gauze pad? *lol*

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Submitted by soy_girl on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 1:15pm

Could very well be a skeletal sea witch unfazed by my eccentricities.  Thanks I needed a laugh today!  (I'm jealous of tentacles though, can my sea witch have one or two??)

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 2:17pm

soy_girl, I bet your sea witch can wield multiple strands of sea weed like cat o' nine tails!

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Submitted by Watereddown on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 1:15pm

Frost kissed battle angel quick to cut deeply into fears.

Aniki YOU should be frost kissed!! *lol*

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 1:42pm

When you have to do a lot of scrolling/drop down.  Not sure what time was was born however.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 2:22pm

TT, that reminds me of a funny meme...

You know you're old when you're entering your birth year online and have to spin that bitch like you're on Wheel of Fortune. Crazy

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 6:47pm

Sexy! 

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Submitted by Cover1W on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 3:36pm

My spirit guide could very well be a starlight-shrouded Atlantean quick to cut deeply into fears.

Pretty much correct.

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Submitted by Survivingstephell on Wed, 02/24/2021 - 7:07pm

A Frost kissed sea witch radiating calm and comfort.  I can resemble that.  *lol*