BioHo and the Big Escape
We're so busy doing EOY stuff that I'll have to post about Christmas another time. But I just HAD to share this!
SS20 told DH that BioHo booked an Escape Room for eight people: 'Ho, Mr. Pinhead, SD23 & her fiance, SS20 & his fiancee, SS17, and Spawn12. SS20 was griping about having to spend an hour locked in a room with 'Ho. ~snicker~ In fact, SD23 and SS17 were also NOT thrilled about it. But saying No to 'Ho makes life miserable for that particular offspring. So they all hit the road for Detention (the name of the escape).
'Ho was NOT happy that everyone refused to ride in the 'Ho Mobile. SD23 & fiance live about 20 minutes from 'Ho and wanted to head straight home. SS20 & fiancee had plans to spend the night at a friend of his. SS17 got stuck riding with 'Ho, Mr. Pinhead, and Spawn ~kick~.
The Escape Room has a time limit, so if you cannot solve the puzzles, it ends at 60 minutes. They were out in 14 minutes. NO, they did NOT solve the puzzle. What happened? As told to DH last night by SS17... (via speakerphone, thank you very much!)
BioHo FARTED.
Seems that the stench was so vile, Spawn PUKED. SS20 said, "SCREW THIS!" and opened the do' to Escape the 'Ho. SS17 begged a ride home with SD23 and spent the night at her place.
DH was laughing so hard, he was crying. I damn near peed my pants from laughing! But it begs the question...
WHAT THE HELL DID 'HO EAT?!?!
Wishing you lots of laughter in 2020!
Aniki
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Thank you for the present
of that story. That's excellent!
Laughter is the Best Medicine
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
That is an impressive funk! I
That is an impressive funk! I feel poorly for whoever had to clean up the room after.
Lt Dad, this isn't the first
Lt Dad, this isn't the first time 'Ho has impressively funked. And it has staying power! Awhile back, we heard about 'Ho farting in the kitchen. SD23 went back over an hour later and the stench remained!
This just made my day a
This just made my day a little bit brighter!
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Oh my gosh!! LOL.
Oh my gosh!! LOL.
You don't need to share the story of Christmas -- this is the best Christmas gift we could ask for!
Christmas was not nearly as
Christmas was not anywhere near as funny!
How much did that cost her?
That fart cost 'Ho $200. And
That fart cost 'Ho $200. And that does not include the cost of fuel to drive there (2 hours away). *diablo*
That's a LOT of Taco Bell!!!
Oh my
I wonder what would it would be like if the Ho', the Skunk Ape, the Houseshitter, the Toxic Troll, and the Skankula all got together one day...(my apologies if I left anyone out...feel free to add...)...
Apocalyptic DOOM!
We really don't want to know about that toxic combo. Unsafe!
I can tell you with all the
I can tell you with all the nasty processed food Skankula eats, it would create a crop circle lol
They should be shipped to
They should be shipped to whatever area needs to be evacuated or has terrorists.
Normally I'd feel a bit bad
Normally I'd feel a bit bad for this sort of situation. Embarrassing for anyone particularly mid to late lifers...
*Remembers the graduation party*
Hahaha. No. Eldest SD wasn't there? Guess she can count her blessings on that one.
Lady T, I would, too. But
Lady T, I would, too. But when it's BioHo? Not one damn bit.
No, SD26 and family were NOT there.
The question is what is it
The question is what is it that BioHo DOESN'T eat?
Rocks?
Rocks?
Aniki I spat coffee all over
Aniki I spat coffee all over my phone!! Ho is so damn nasty she probably ate a skunk sac.
LMAO, WarMachine!
LMAO, WarMachine!
P.S. Hope your phone is okay.