OT - Eff Off Friday
Friday at last! The weekend cannot start soon enough for me.
Eff off to:
- No not water in the cafeteria (and no coffee for those who drink the cafeteria caca)
- Skid weekend
- Worthless teleconferences where NOTHING is accomplished
- Arseholes who piecemeal their requests. Just do it all at once, damm!t.
- Did I mention it's a skid weekend?
Hope you STalkers have an enjoyable weekend!
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Second EFF OFF to skid
Second EFF OFF to skid weekend!
Also, EFF OFF to teenage, boy crazy girls and the dramatics that come with it.
And EFF OFF to shitty weather when it is SUPPOSED to finally be nice.
How about boys who look like
How about boys who look like girls? LOL
PigPen has hair half-way down his back. Add bushy sideburns, a scraggly moustache, and a mini ZZ Top beard that goes all the way down his neck. BLECH!!!
Oh nooooooooooooooo Aniki.
Oh nooooooooooooooo Aniki.
"not in our house you dont' GET A HAIR CUT.
Exactly!
Exactly!
Eff off to setting up iPad's
Eff off to setting up iPad's for clients and having all this blasted apple security in the way
Eff off to still not having reviews three weeks after (I'm getting a raise, so I'm ancy)
Eff off to how short-handed we are today (we're okay now, but if we start getting a lot of calls we're in trouble)
Eff off to living with my in-laws
Eff off to BM evading being served
PA, I hope you get that
PA, I hope you get that reveiw soon and that the calls are minimal!
I do too!!! I need that raise
I do too!!! I need that raise ASAP!!! We were hoping to move beginning of this month.. That's been delayed due to a lack of a review and raise...
Thumbs down!!!
Thumbs down!!!
Eff off to cancer. My dear
Eff off to cancer. My dear friend just texted me the pathology results from her lumpectomy last week. Not good news
Eff off to people who call for ridiculous reasons "yeah, I just checked my status and it says I have been excused, so does that mean I am excused?" YES YOU EFFIN IDIOT
Cancer gets a quadruple eff
Cancer gets a quadruple eff off!! Just learned my SBIL's cancer is back and it's looking bad.
WOB, you know as well as I do that people can no longer bloody well read plain English!
BIG BIG eff off. My brother
BIG BIG eff off. My brother starts chemo Monday. Awful awful awful .
Prayers all goes well, hon.
Prayers all goes well, hon.
Eff off to no Spring!! What
Eff off to no Spring!! What happened to the 70s and no humidity? We went from the 60s to the high 80s and already have an ozone alert today, which usually doesn't happen until July. Pisses me right off.
What - you didn't get 2 weeks
What - you didn't get 2 weeks of it?? LOL
I've heard so many people (midwest, south) who are saying the same thing - what happened to Spring? People in my office have started sneezing (good ol' pollen). I'm SO looking forward to poison ivy, black flies, skeeters, and deer flies. Yippee. I MISS WINTER!!!
- Eff off to TOO MUCH rain
- Eff off to TOO MUCH rain and the humidity it brings.
I mean, I like rain, and we need it, but it has been raining nonstop. Forecast shows it will rain for at least the next 4-5 days, too.
- Eff off to skid’s summer visitation. She’ll be here soon. While I AM disengaged, I do have to deflect all the shade DH’s Mom tries to throw my way. Just so over it.
Momjeans, have you grown
Momjeans, have you grown gills and webbed feet yet?
My Dad and SM will be coming back soon, so I plan to spend a lot of this skid weekend at their house, dusting, washing sheets, freshening it up...
It's not only a skid weekend
It's not only a skid weekend here, but a skid BIRTHDAY weekend! Honestly, the boys don't bother me, but EFF OFF to my MIL who will be in my house annoying my DH and FIL for OSS's birthday. Ugh.
EFF OFF to people who take over meetings to rant about things we ALL know are problems but offer no solutions, effectively making it IMPOSSIBLE to discuss solutions during the meeting. And so help me if their remarks ruin this project!
EFF OFF to people who can't sign an attendance sheet. Seriously.
EFF OFF to my own personal insecurities that make me feel like I am annoying people that I am trying to befriend.
EFF OFF to my doctor's office not knowing their arse from a hole in the ground.
EFF OFF to allergies.
EFF OFF to sweet, delicious carbs that are ruining my ability to tone up!
I would like to give some EFF YEAHS, though:
EFF YEAH to making salary and getting a pay raise!
EFF YEAH to Anti-Canada actually doing something progressive (don't want to say what due to anonymity, but it's YUGE).
EFF YEAH to the weekend!
Egads, a birthday weekend?
Egads, a birthday weekend? Plah! I'm SO glad that 'Ho always insisted that skids MUST be HOME with her for their birthdays.
Ah, those freakin' carbs. I indulged in some boozy fruitcake last night. A BIG piece of boozy fruitcake. Me and carbs - mortal enemies!
And may I add
Eff off to skid weekends being two weeks in a row
Eff off to always having to put real life on back burner for skid weekend
Eff off to having to ask if skid has to go then him promptly sh!things himself
Eff off to me having to clean it all up
Eff off to dad' who don' do sh!t about their kids crappy behavior
And finally a BIG GIANT eff off to the babying of a six soon to be seven year old
Kmommy. Hon....
Kmommy. Hon....
Don't sit around on skid weekends with the skids. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. That's what I do! I do my own thing.
I stopped caring if PigPen sh!t his pants. He was 12yo and simply didn't feel like getting up to go. Initially, I threw those vile skivvies away. Then I stopped doing skid (PP!) laundry and told DH that if the skids (PP!) needed laundry done, they needed to take it home with them. (SS - formerly known as PrincASS NEVER left clothes at our house.) The poopie pants STAYED in the hamper and the door to the skids' room stayed CLOSED (although I liberally sprayed Febreeze aaaaaall around the doorway...). When DH finally threw them out, there were 4 pairs in there. I don't know WHY BioHo never questioned PigPen's underwear disappearing.
WHY are you babysitting the kid? I skid-sat once. ONCE. DH had to work late, so I allowed 'Ho to drop off the skids. Next thing I know, DH is telling me that the skids will be arriving around 4:30-5.
Me: I thought you were working late.
DH: I am.
Me: Then why are the skids coming? No one will be home.
DH: You won't be home?
Me. No. I'm having dinner and drinks with my sister.
DH: Can you pick up the skids on your way home?
Me (laughing): DH, do you honestly think it's a good idea for me to pick up the skids after I've been DRINKING?
He never asked again. STOP SKID-SITTING, WOMAN!
Ugh skid sitting is the worst
Ugh skid sitting is the worst especially when you have a kid who literally poops his pants on purpose...very spiteful little sh!t if I do say so myself
Too lazy = On purpose.
Too lazy = On purpose.
I skidsat ONCE. Once was one time too many. If I could go back in time, I would not do it once.
My list today.
Eff off to the lady who let the door slam on me this morning. Dreadful manners.
2. How in the world can bm's continue to get away with sooooo much stuff? EVEN when courts find them responsible.
3. People who say "Prayers UP"...what does that mean. Do prayers go down to Hell IF when we dont say Prayers UP.
4. No scones. Cant find a scone in this town IF I tried.
5. Texas shooter. No on will ever be the same there.
6. The former Playboy bunny who jumped out of a New York Hotel holding her 7 year old son. Poor little boy. The bio dad must be to his knees in grief. I would be.
1. Beeyotch
1. Beeyotch
2. Clueless. And WTH is karma??
3. Do satanists wish for down??
4. I've never had a scone.
5. Sickened and horrified.
6. WTH?! More horrified.
I want tequila.