SD16 arrives in T-1 hour for SEVEN WEEKS.

I'm not too concerned about getting along with her - I'm more concerned with resisting the urge to call BM up and read her the riot act regarding her idiocy that I'll get to hear ALL ABOUT.

Or possibly about telling SD16, "I'm sorry that your mother is a sorry excuse for a so-called adult."

BTW, anybody got any ideas for getting a non-driving severely overweight 16YO a job? She wants one, I just don't know anybody who will hire for that short a time period.