Seriously, my skids tried to tell me once that their gbm---grandmother....had a cancer curing machine. Ya, and it cures CANCER :jawdrop: . The BM fully believes in the regimen for health! :sick:

So the skids tell me and I said, "wow, that's amazing kids," because I'm just kind like that. :?

Turns out it is a colonic machine that is a device to pump coffee up their A hole....kind of an electric water hose type enema.....with a vacuum that leads all that crap into a jug while they relax ever so comfortably on a table. GBM performs this service for them when they need a cleansing. :sick:

It is this level of idiocy I must deal with on a daily basis with this freak of nature homeopathic BM. They are obsessed with cleaning their colons.

Yea, now I know why, BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FULL OF SHIT!

And they wonder why the youngest one has irritable bowel syndrome. MORONS I TELL YOU!! (They'll pump butt but they won't pic lice nits....WTF ever!!)

Are any of yalls BMs this delusional and disgusting?