uhm...wow. that's all I got for that one. wow..(and ewwww..)

LOL! Are you going to put that in the box for SD to have later???

wow is right. I can't even begin to imagine to horror.

Personally, after I saw something like that I would have to gouge my eyes out. Luckily, I'm SURE nothing like that exists with BM and DH. But I already don't like thinking about the fact that the two of them even HAD sex. What's in the past should stay in the past, in my opinion. Is there other content on that tape that you want to keep? If not, the tape would be history!

This happened to me too!!! I was so disgusted at first. I was going through DH's music folder on his laptop (when we first moved in together), I was adding my music, ect. I hit an icon and there it was, a video of BM, although I couldn't see DH, I saw a part of him, lol. I was mad and angry at first because I didn't understand why he still had it. I told him I saw it, he felt so bad, said he tried to delete it (like a year before we got together) and thought he did because it wasn't where it originally was kept (he isn't computer savvy). He deleted it for good. I got over it pretty quickly, they were married, she was a stripper...OF COURSE they had a video somewhere, I just wish I never stumbled upon it, lol.

And this folks...is exactly why I will never make a sex tape. hahahahahha. You never know where it's gonna end up!

That is so gross. Exactly why you do't make those things.

umm - you are one strong woman! I would have thrown up. Just because DH & BM dated in high school so I've seen her age over the last 30 years thru pictures and it's not pretty - I would never be able to scrub that from my brain.

OMG ~~ i can't even imagine what i would do if that happened to me.... i do know i would have to show somebody else before i destroyed it, so i could have somebody to do the sexy eyes joke with me........ this is some super funny stuff!

I agree with maux...thanks for starting my day off with such humor. I think the whole thing is hysterical and kudos to you Storm for handling it so well. I will be thinking about this throughout the day and in fact am laughing out loud right now!

That is HILARIOUS!

The only remnant I found of BM in our house was her vibrator..! Yuck... I pulled it out of my 'soon to be closet'... with a kleenex and walked it over to DH who was BF at the time...and asked if he wanted to keep it for sentimental reasons..or if I should just send it to her in the courier

:sick: I cant believe no one has used this yet! Im going to use it twice!!! :sick:

You poor thing!!!

So funny. I found a naked photo of BM in a giant file of family photos on our desktop -- the file was copied from DH's old computer at their home, so I imagine he has no idea he has it/I saw it. Anyway, she looked terrible. It was the least sexy photo I've ever seen. She has a goofy look on her buck-toothed face, and one of her boobs points all the way to the left. She honestly looked like a naked line-backer with boobs. It made my day.

Storm, that was hysterical!! You really do rock!! I feel like I am a better person now for reading your post - lol.

By the way, what is it with these BM's that move out, yet don't actually MOVE their stuff out of the house when they leave?!?

Oh, and when I read that your BM had gazillions of cherub/angel/fairy/knicknack crap - I started cracking up!! Do all nasty BM's have this stuff, too? They act like they are "angels" and believe in God, yet they are the most evil, devil-worshipping, slutty women out there!! That was odd.

I remember peeling these cherub sticky wallpaper figures off of our master bathroom walls when we remodeled it - and I thought to myself "she spent all this time putting up these cherub stickers around the bathroom, yet had no time to actually CLEAN it (hence the mold & mildew I'd find in the "hard to reach" places of the shower area - ugh!!!).

Great post, Storm!! Great post!! Duran Duran "Ordinary World" - whenever I hear that song now, I'll always think of this post.

P.S. I hope I didn't offend you or anyone else asking why BM's don't move themselves out - maybe some of the BM's/ex-W's passed away or something (which is why you'd have to be the one packing up all of her stuff with your man), that would be TOTALLY different. I'm just referring to the BM's that "move out" and leave all their crap post-separation or post-divorce for someone else to clean up.

ewwwwwwww and garossssssssssssss...lol

I know for a fact I would never find a sex tape of BM and DH having sex. She wouldn't lay there and "play dead" for the camera. }:)

Oh I can't even begin to imagine her saggy legs wrapped around anything. Or her Mr. Ed looking face in full on sex mood. Yucky!

WOW! I wouldn't care how old it was, it would certainly scar my brain. Ick. I wouldn't say anything to him about it though. Even though it doesn't bother you, he may think it does and might have bad feelings about it.

Ummmmmm yuck! I would have just puked i think!

Oh this is priceless !

I wouldn't be able to resist teasing DH about it. Then again we have a very open communication kind of relationship. We talk about a lot of things other 'normal' folks probably don't, maybe even do a few.

I might even stage the bedroom with a video camera and have the Duran Duran music playing to jog his memory as a joke.

You really should have fun with it now that it's burned in your head !

Wow - perfect blackmail tape! Save THAT for a rainy day!!!!

I was helping go thru some boxes with DH when he moved in with me. I was lucky I DIDNT find a tape...but I found BM attempt at writing a porn letter...OMG it was so sad....and funny.
DH never knew I found it. I jus ttore it up and threw it away. Just like their relationship..its the PAST.