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Words for Women to Live By in 2010

jenjen's picture

Sorry for posting an email, but this one has some terrific advice!

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt.... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2010- turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest..

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

Good friends are like stars..........You don't always see them, but you know they are always there' 'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'. Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work, suffering from a hangover, or just suffering from life , that might need a reason to smile!

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Amazed's picture

Cool post:) I like it!

One thing I heard about Barbie that i loved was, "if barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friend?" lol, love that one!

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

Wicked.Step.Monster's picture

LOL.... I personally like the divorced Barbie because she comes with ALL of Ken's stuff! Wink hahahahaah!!!!!

My favorite above is if the shoe fits, buy it in every color! Biggrin

Amazed's picture

HA! LMAO oh I LOVE that one:) *giggle* divorced barbie...I'd say that reminds me of Frizz but it would have to be "divorced barbie complete with growable frizz and her very own jar to contain kens balls"

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

MsPerception's picture

OMG- I got #'s 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14, 15-and i do live in my own little world and the weather sucks there too--LOL!!!

Awesome giggle for my day today

**I only have one shot at a truly great life and not one spent waiting for a man to notice me, want me, love me and be true to only me. 2010 is the year of "me" **

BMJen's picture

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

Yep, that ol bitch barbie! Wink

"If you don’t adapt and look within yourself, you’ll just keep wading in that stagnant poisonous pool of stepparent hell." author: BitchBitchBarbie

Amazed's picture

lmao...hey girl:) Smile missed my lil spunky lady

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

BMJen's picture

I'm just doing a drive by but that one was to good to pass up! Wink

"If you don’t adapt and look within yourself, you’ll just keep wading in that stagnant poisonous pool of stepparent hell." author: BitchBitchBarbie