Top 10 Things you can only say on Thanksgiving!

Top 10 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

10. Talk about a huge breast!

9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

7. That's one terrific spread!

6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

4. Don't play with your meat.

3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

2. How long will it take after you stick it in?

And the Number #1 thing some of us can only say on Thanksgiving....

1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

Comments

Hilarious. I just got this in an email.

"If I turn into another, Dig me up from under what is covering the better part of me" -Incubus

I absolutley LOVE number 6. That's some funny shiznit.

That was great! I just fowarded that on to my co-workers! Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!

"Live well, Love much, Laugh often."

:jawdrop: #9 :jawdrop: lmao

"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." ~Judy Garland

Love it!! Thanks for sharing!

~*~A Good Mommy will let the kids lick the beaters. A GREAT Mommy will turn the mixer off first!~*~

Too funny! I actually say #1 all the time!!!!! O.o It's great with lots of mayo!

OMG, I read that twice before it sank in. EWWWW.......but funny all the same!

After lurking for along time I finally became a member tonight.
I am in a bad place & needed a laugh.... thanks so much!

"No One Ever Said Life Is Fair!"- My Father

Great one! I've actually said the first one!!