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What have your skids said to you about BM?

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Submitted by zerostepdrama on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 2:12pm

When things were good the skids used to tell me a lot of stuff about BM. I would never ask for this information. I would just listen, nod my head and try to change the subject.

I wont lie I found it interesting and kind of funny that her own kids were spreading her business. It also made me very aware that the skids will do the same of me and DH, anything that we may say to them or what happens at our house. (anything embarrassing).

What are some of the things that the skids have said about BM?

Here are mine:

"My aunt told me all those "miscarriages" that mom said she had were actually abortions. She would just tell Dad that she had a miscarriage." (I guess in some ways at least she was smart enough after 4 kids to stop bringing them into the world since her and DH had a horrible marriage. But shame on them both for not using birth control.)

We found Mom's stash of dildos.

Mom and (now ex)BF dont sleep in the same room because he would rather sleep with the dogs.

I know there are a lot more... but that is all I can think of right now.....

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Submitted by attempting_to_m... on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 2:34pm

I used to be afraid of SD telling GUBM the things I talked about - because it would give GUBM entrance into our home to know the goings on. But now, now I HOPE SD is telling GUBM the things I say. Because it will only help SD understand what an asshole her mom truly is.

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Submitted by askYOURdad on Mon, 02/10/2014 - 11:32am

lol!

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Submitted by attempting_to_m... on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 2:32pm

>>>We found Mom's stash of dildos.<<< LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA I would have DIED.

I've heard:

"My mom is worse than a teenager. Like, I know I can be annoying because I'm a teenager, but my mom is WAY WORSE."

"All of my mom's friends think she's so great and so nice, but I just want to tell them to live with her. Maybe then they might not think she's so nice."

"Mom's boyfriend left a few months back, probably because he got tired of her crap like I am."

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Submitted by askYOURdad on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 2:48pm

"a fat lady in a short and tight dress."

OMG, THANK YOU! There is now water all over my computer screen that I spit out reading that. How did you not pee your pants?

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Submitted by Tuff Noogies on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 2:57pm

thanks guys. now i've got chris farley stuck in my head....

fat man in a liiitle jaaacket....

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Submitted by hereiam on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 2:57pm

Over the years SD would give us tidbits about what was going on with BM. Former step dad would stay gone for weeks at a time, step dad after that was found on craigslist, current boyfriend sleeps on the couch every night, oh and SD once walked in on BM and SD's former FIL having sex.

But I was shocked when she told DH that her grandma (BM's religious mother) told her that BM is a swinger and a whore.

I think she is finally believing that DH is not the one who cheated.

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Submitted by farting_glitter on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 3:19pm

damn, Princess Boy never says anything bad about his mommmmyyyyyy....cause his mommmyyyy is the sphellist mommmmyyy in the whole wide world....my mommmmyyyy treats me like the sphellist wittle boy that I am.... :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

think Norman and Norma Bates<<<<-----that's PB and Swampcunt.....

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Submitted by AngelOfMisery on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 3:56pm

Lets see

They comepared my cooking to at least I can cook and their BM can't
They have compared my driving better then their BMs

Every year that we had the girls they got their own Welches sparkling juice, in their own flute glasses, with some fire works,and New year hats and whissles and the BM told them that was STUPID!!!!
( she is only jealous because she did not come up with the idea and the girls appricated it)
She made sure they were not going to be here for New Years.

BM told the girls that hubby and I wine selection picking was novice! that her self knows how to pick wines. According to my hubby she picks some pretty disgusting wines.

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Submitted by AngelOfMisery on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 3:56pm

Lets see

They comepared my cooking to at least I can cook and their BM can't
They have compared my driving better then their BMs

Every year that we had the girls they got their own Welches sparkling juice, in their own flute glasses, with some fire works,and New year hats and whissles and the BM told them that was STUPID!!!!
( she is only jealous because she did not come up with the idea and the girls appricated it)
She made sure they were not going to be here for New Years.

BM told the girls that hubby and I wine selection picking was novice! that her self knows how to pick wines. According to my hubby she picks some pretty disgusting wines.

AngelOfMisery's picture

Submitted by AngelOfMisery on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 3:56pm

Lets see

They comepared my cooking to at least I can cook and their BM can't
They have compared my driving better then their BMs

Every year that we had the girls they got their own Welches sparkling juice, in their own flute glasses, with some fire works,and New year hats and whissles and the BM told them that was STUPID!!!!
( she is only jealous because she did not come up with the idea and the girls appricated it)
She made sure they were not going to be here for New Years.

BM told the girls that hubby and I wine selection picking was novice! that her self knows how to pick wines. According to my hubby she picks some pretty disgusting wines.

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Submitted by JennSunnySideUp on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 4:17pm

My SS says things like "we never eat things like this at mommies house!! But I really like it, Daddy and Jenn are really good cooks" talking about having vegetables like corn on the Cobb and rice with tomatoes or butter beans.

Poor thing lives off of mcdonalds when he is with her.

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Submitted by DarkStar on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 4:25pm

SDthen12 over at my house for the first time....."Wow DarkStar your house is so CLEAN!!! Did you clean it special for us?"
Me: No sweetie, I just like my house to be clean
SDthen12: Wow, you can hardly see the floor at BMs house

SDthen7 a little later that same day...."Where are all your clothes DarkStar?"
Me: In my dresser and my closet
Poor thing was quite confused....at BMs house, clean clothes come out of the dryer into a laundry bin and everyone digs around to find clothes each day.

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Submitted by sunny_skies on Thu, 01/23/2014 - 7:33pm

FDH was talking about his beard and how he needed to shave.. SS3 said "mommy shaves her legs. she has lots of hair. (FDH and I stifle laughter at this point, but then he finishes with..) ..she has hair all over her face too" bwahahahaha!!!

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Submitted by Harleygurl on Fri, 01/24/2014 - 6:45am

From SS7: "My mom pretty much sits and watches TV all day with my sister. My step-dad does the cooking and cleaning. Mommy just sits on the couch and drinks her wine ALL DAY LONG! (last words in s sing-songy voice).

His words with no prompting. I was cleaning the kitchen and out it popped from his mouth.