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Poor pitiful sick husband .. Ha ha

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Submitted by Wah-wah-11 on Wed, 10/08/2014 - 6:43am

Last week I was sick along with our 2 year old.. I never went to the dr for myself.
, still went to work, and took care of the LO when I wasn't at work... This week DH has the crud and it's oh I'm so sick can you take SKs to school, oh you didn't lay school clothes out for then ..5 min late Shew ok Sk let's go find you some clothes & he stays sitting there ... He hasn't got up off the couch since he got up to get them ready for school. I finally just started getting them ready and informed DH how I had the same crap and managed to function all week with it and if he can't function to take care of his kids he needs to go to the dr ..I think all men who act this pitiful should just be admitted to the hospital with a few IVs, not allowed out of the bed without someone helping them.. Etc Etc just to teach them a lesson. Then maybe next time thy won't be so pitiful. Last week I had to take the kids 1 day bc "his leg was hurt".

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Submitted by Wah-wah-11 on Wed, 10/08/2014 - 8:38am

The only time I was out of commission was after I had the baby & really how out if commission are you when you get sent home with a new born even if daddy does help lol.
I'm pretty sure he has bronchitis & I wouldn't mind to help but I get up at 330 to get ready for work & Monday night u was up till 10, at 1 he woke me up coming to bed, at 230 he woke me up coughing and didn't stop until I got up at 330.. Then I went to work, left early to go to SKs ball game which was 2 hours away from my work ... Then came home and he went straight to bed... He let our lo take a late nap so at 1130 last night he was still running wild .. Then at 530 hubs woke me up to ask me if I would take them to school (which I pretended to sleep through this). Then when the clock went off he tried to wake me up & I ignored him again so he got up but in the end I had to get up get them clothes and took them school...
The youngest Sk ran his mouth to everyone in the house and DH didn't say much. The kid told me "i don't have to" when I said get your shoes on, so after me asking twice I said fine don't wear shoes to school I don't care. DH told him to out his shoes on. The kid told the oldest one to "shut the heck up" I said watch your mouth we don't talk like that & hubs never said a word, the kid was yelling at hubby bc he couldn't find something DH told him to get.. Told DH "that's just great you lost it"... I said excuse me but you aren't gonna start this this morning ...got the infamous you stop, you leave me alone .. And hubs never said a word ... And he wonders why I don't want to help..

Last week he swore he had a tore hamstring so he couldn't get out of bed..
This week he said he thinks he fractured his ancle when he pulled his hamstring last week

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Submitted by Wah-wah-11 on Wed, 10/08/2014 - 8:39am

AMEN!!!

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Wed, 10/08/2014 - 9:23am

I LOVE it when Chef is sick. . .sounds weird but he becomes much quieter, peaceful and he stops the boozing and the massive machismo.

I hated it when Chef used to bring his walking ebola-ites over for visitation because the BM didn't want to deal with it, but then again, they were actually sort of behaved when sick! Possibly the ONLY time in their lives when they weren't screaming/laughing at the top of their lungs and being generally obnoxious.

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Submitted by Wah-wah-11 on Wed, 10/08/2014 - 9:36am

Oh he's quiet .. But he's in bed and I'm up trying to take care of the house and our toddler and I had to get his kids ready and take them to school .. Out kid asked be to scratch his back & I said go ask your daddy bc I have raw chicken in my hands .. When I got done he said now scratch my back and said his daddy wouldn't (obviously Thsy could be the truth or lie bc he's 2 )