I work at a hotel as a front desk Night Manager.... which means Im here til 8am! so i get to deal with the LOVELY guests while they venture down in all kinds of "pjs" to get breakfast!!

I wish people would put on SHOES or at least slippers!!
I wish men would wear shirts!!
I wish men and women wouldnt wear SHORT shorts!!
and by golly... put on a bra!! this is NOT your living room or Kitchen!!

ALSO.. I am not your mother! If you use a spoon to stir your coffee... throw it away! dont lay it on the counter!!
and to the old man who just handed me the toaster handle... DONT TOUCH ANYTHING IF YOU CANT PUT A PIECE BACK ON IF IT COMES OFF>... and HOW IN THE WORLD did you get the toaster handle lever thing to pop off anyway!>? How hard were you pushing it down? GEEZE!!

to anyone and everyone who stays at a hotel... im telling you ... we (the people who work in them) talk about you, bitch about you, give you "nicknames" if you stay a while with us, roll our eyes behind your back... and when you yell at us (desk clerks) bc housekeeping did a crappy job, and we apologize, smile and wish you a safe drive... in our heads we have already hit you twice, bounced your face off the desk at least once! Drop kicked you... and wished you get in your rig and the brakes not work....

so on that note... Happy Travels Everyone!!!

p.s If this offends you, i will not say sorry! all i will say is come work my shift on a weekend we are FULL!! and not just full... full of OLD PEOPLE!